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#11301 Dimeb4g

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:59 PM

Australia going for 10.65 an over

big shots by Lumb. He is pulling Australia's hair, calling us New Zealand and has us up in the outback a bonnet as we speak... No lube too...

1st 1990 Nissan Pulsar Q. What a rocket!
2nd: Gen 2 RX... Loved and lost...
3rd: 1995 Toyota Corolla which drove from Cairns to Bunbury in 5 Days! 6610km!!! didnt miss a beat.
4th: Gen1 GX bought for $500 went like stink... looked like what caused the stink
5th: More civilized now... with a Heritage Wagon... now gone...
6th Mitsubishi KJ Verada..."its nothing like a suby" now gone...
7th: 2002 B4 Liberty TT....

8th: MY04 Subaru Liberty GT Premium Pack Wagon

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#11302 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:59 PM

Nik, buying cars and working on them all the time is a great way of taking your mind of lifes problems

Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates

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#11303 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:59 PM

Don't tempt me

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#11304 Zac

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:00 AM

I did indeed.

Good... coz they are bad... and deserve a beating...

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#11305 Beckers

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:01 AM

43 points.

FORTY THREE.

My lord.

Demerrit points ???

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#11306 skillionaire

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:03 AM

WCE

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#11307 Beckers

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:04 AM

Good... coz they are bad... and deserve a beating...

You said it.

WCE

*** ball

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#11308 Zac

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:05 AM

Demerrit points ???

IQ points remaining...

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#11309 Dimeb4g

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:11 AM

WCE

Woeful Crap Emphatically bad.....

1st 1990 Nissan Pulsar Q. What a rocket!
2nd: Gen 2 RX... Loved and lost...
3rd: 1995 Toyota Corolla which drove from Cairns to Bunbury in 5 Days! 6610km!!! didnt miss a beat.
4th: Gen1 GX bought for $500 went like stink... looked like what caused the stink
5th: More civilized now... with a Heritage Wagon... now gone...
6th Mitsubishi KJ Verada..."its nothing like a suby" now gone...
7th: 2002 B4 Liberty TT....

8th: MY04 Subaru Liberty GT Premium Pack Wagon

JLG Photographics Swimwear, Portrait, Commercial and Automotive Photography.www.jlgphotographics.com

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#11310 Zac

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:12 AM

WCE

World Cup Elephant

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#11311 ams

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:13 AM

I'm in a seriously violent mood!

You couldn't beet* a piece of cotton wool into doing what you tell it.

I assume you would be telling it to do something sexual, because ash.

SPERMBACON

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11312 Dimeb4g

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:14 AM

You couldn't beet* a piece of cotton wool into doing what you tell it.

I assume you would be telling it to do something sexual, because ash.

SPERMBACON

Sperm bacon!!!

1st 1990 Nissan Pulsar Q. What a rocket!
2nd: Gen 2 RX... Loved and lost...
3rd: 1995 Toyota Corolla which drove from Cairns to Bunbury in 5 Days! 6610km!!! didnt miss a beat.
4th: Gen1 GX bought for $500 went like stink... looked like what caused the stink
5th: More civilized now... with a Heritage Wagon... now gone...
6th Mitsubishi KJ Verada..."its nothing like a suby" now gone...
7th: 2002 B4 Liberty TT....

8th: MY04 Subaru Liberty GT Premium Pack Wagon

JLG Photographics Swimwear, Portrait, Commercial and Automotive Photography.www.jlgphotographics.com

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#11313 Zac

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:14 AM

@Amsy : CumOn!

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#11314 ams

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:14 AM

Hahaha

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11315 Beckers

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:16 AM

Sexy food on Subyclub.

Fathers day special ??

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#11316 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:18 AM

Hahaha

She's down for the D

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#11317 Beckers

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:20 AM

She's down for the D

With blonde hair she would be hot as.

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#11318 ams

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:20 AM

She's down for the D

You're giving her Disappointment?

Again?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11319 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:22 AM

With blonde hair she would be hot as.

Cool story Hansel! Go to bed!

You're giving her Disappointment?

Again?

Story of my life?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre