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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#1541 ams

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:18 PM

I think AMSy upset Sack.

Nah he is tough, he'll be okay.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#1542 Samwise

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:35 PM

Yeah man. forking terrorist.

.... and now the AFP will come pay you a visit

http://mobile.news.c...0-1226690035517

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1543 Zac

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:41 PM

Had Thai for lunch... so full... so many more tireds...

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:44 PM

.... and now the AFP will come pay you a visit

That's ok.

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#1545 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 01:47 PM

I actually would have loved to wash my car today, however the weather has other ideas

Might still do the inside if I can.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1546 Adam

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 02:01 PM

I had intentions of washing my car once a week. I failed on the weekend already. Lol.

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#1547 Shaz

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 02:50 PM

Yeah mate, just lock it in and send me a figure

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1548 B4TT

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:00 PM

I have PM'd our resident drug fiend, just now need to wait for a response! I don't have his mobile number to pester him at work

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#1549 peteRS

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:02 PM

So I saw an add for this week's contents on 'The Project'...I wasn't paying a heap of attention, but a snippet on some new 'revolutionary product' piqued my interest. It looked like a 'plastic', so I did some googling...

You guys heard of Graphene? Holy shit, this stuff will change the world. I'm excited.

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#1550 Samwise

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:03 PM

Mine's getting washed now, by some Indian's. Canceled the big wash I had booked and just got a simple one.

Decided to wait til I get a full detail with paint correction done before I waste money on a buff and polish.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1551 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:05 PM

So I saw an add for this week's contents on 'The Project'...I wasn't paying a heap of attention, but a snippet on some new 'revolutionary product' piqued my interest. It looked like a 'plastic', so I did some googling...

You guys heard of Graphene? Holy shit, this stuff will change the world. I'm excited.

can't say I have heard of it, but I will have a read up on it now.

Mine's getting washed now, by some Indian's. Canceled the big wash I had booked and just got a simple one.

Decided to wait til I get a full detail with paint correction done before I waste money on a buff and polish.

I have been tempted with this idea.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1552 peteRS

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:08 PM

If you had a sheet of Graphene the same thickness as a sheet of cling film, you would need an Elephant. balanced on a pencil, to pierce it!

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#1553 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:10 PM

you would need an Elephant. balanced on a pencil, to pierce it!

?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1554 Adam

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:10 PM

So it's not that strong really?

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#1555 B4TT

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:11 PM

You guys heard of Graphene? Holy shit, this stuff will change the world. I'm excited.

Yep, pretty cool hey! I did a bit of looking into it when I was looking at buying stock in a company that had some promising results at a graphite mine that was showing promise for a large deposit of high grades stuff that was speculated could be used to produce graphene.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:11 PM

I'm doing a poo

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#1557 B4TT

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:13 PM

Adam, look at your pee em.

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#1558 Samwise

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 03:13 PM

I have been tempted with this idea.

It needs it and I still can't do that much physical exercise with my back.

Plus I may have spent the money on getting a buff and polish on spontaneous flowers to my missus' work instead.