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I have taken a shit on the plane before... it just isn't great.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:34 PM
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:35 PM
hahahaha! fark oath.
I have taken a shit on the plane before... it just isn't great.
I did one on the way to Germany. Apparently I was in there long enough to cause concern haha.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:35 PM
hahahaha! fark oath.
I have taken a shit on the plane before... it just isn't great.
Yeah I try to avoid it, not good when you are on a 24hr flight though :\
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:40 PM
I try not to even piss on the plane.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:40 PM
Man I will probably smash a dump on the way to WA tomorrow haha.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:42 PM
I try not to even piss on the plane.
This to, but after a few drinks that usually doesn't happen
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:49 PM
Hey Josh, you seem to be a veteran Virgin...I mean with Virgin, do they have usb inputs on there planes? Only flown with them a few times, so cannot remember.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:51 PM
Hey Josh, you seem to be a veteran Virgin...I mean with Virgin, do they have usb inputs on there planes? Only flown with them a few times, so cannot remember.
Most of them do. In the infotainment unit thing.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:56 PM
Seems legit. Youre a computer nerd.Lol.
I like how i hear about this on the internet.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 12:58 PM
Seems legit. Youre a computer nerd.
As opposed to Nik telling it to the grapevine...
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:00 PM
As opposed to Nik telling it to the grapevine...
He has a few to choose from
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:00 PM
Haha nah not yet.
I'd like a better income to handle a child + mortgage before we go for either (we'd be going to one salary when we have a kid) but if it happens, it happens
Morgz dont wait to be "in a better financial position", itll never happen. There will always be a better time to get pregnant. Youve just gotta do it and deal with it when it does.
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:14 PM
Yeeeeeeeeah bitches!!!
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:15 PM
AHHHHHH NIK!!!
Good to have you back mate!
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:16 PM
Yeeeeeeeeah bitches!!!
YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:18 PM
Yeeeeeeeeah bitches!!!
Who Are you??????
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:21 PM
@Nik - EEEEYYYYYY BROOO!!!
@Brett - Yup. Agree completely. We'll be so stoked whenever it happens... No matter what our financial situation is like. I guess my comment was more directed at purchasing a house... Having a mortgage, then having a kid, and my single salary would be difficult!
@Yoshing - Not quite as low as that
Still, not far off. She was on a good $15k more than me when she was working in Syd!
@Brett - Yup. Agree completely. We'll be so stoked whenever it happens... No matter what our financial situation is like. I guess my comment was more directed at purchasing a house... Having a mortgage, then having a kid, and my single salary would be difficult!
@Yoshing - Not quite as low as that
Still, not far off. She was on a good $15k more than me when she was working in Syd!
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Posted 19 September 2013 - 01:33 PM
Yo Morg, also having a child might lower your borrowing power, since the child is another dependent...
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