
Oktoberfest General Thread
#481
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:21 PM
#482
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:24 PM
?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#483
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:35 PM
I'm having trouble sleeping lately.
I have an ear infection that can't be cured by medicine.
My other ear is fuct from a whack over the head with a cricket bat so I'm basically deaf right here.
I broke my glasses so I'm forking blind too.
I have to work in 4 hrs.
I haven't had a root in 2013
I have to work with a stutterer.
My pool pump is broken.
Just got the electricity bill.....not bad, thanks AGL.
I need to do some washing.
Where is everybody?
My neighbour hates me cause I yelled at him on NYE 2012 & he gives me evil stares.
I forgot to put out the recycling bin cause I thought it was the green waste week.
98 ron is too expensive.
forking grass has grown 1/2 a foot and I only just mowed it.
No one speaks english anymore.
forking cyclists during peak hour Sydney traffic??? Are you serious?
Why don't you have Sushi!?...it's say's it on the menu!
I hate this windy weather.
That's my whinge for today
#484
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:38 PM
Yep Kongboi that all sounds bad.
But you got a white weapon in the shed.
Time for a redbull before work.
#485
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:43 PM
What's that???
Can't hear you...forking deaf here!
Losing senses drives you crazy I swear.
Still whinging
You good bro?
#486
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:44 PM
I haven't had a root in 2013
98 ron is too expensive.
Shit go!
and +1000 for 98 being so damn expensive.
#487
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:50 PM
I'm having trouble sleeping lately.
I have an ear infection that can't be cured by medicine.
My other ear is fuct from a whack over the head with a cricket bat so I'm basically deaf right here.
I broke my glasses so I'm forking blind too.
I have to work in 4 hrs.
I haven't had a root in 2013
I have to work with a stutterer.
My pool pump is broken.
Just got the electricity bill.....not bad, thanks AGL.
I need to do some washing.
Where is everybody?
My neighbour hates me cause I yelled at him on NYE 2012 & he gives me evil stares.
I forgot to put out the recycling bin cause I thought it was the green waste week.
98 ron is too expensive.
forking grass has grown 1/2 a foot and I only just mowed it.
No one speaks english anymore.
forking cyclists during peak hour Sydney traffic??? Are you serious?
Why don't you have Sushi!?...it's say's it on the menu!
I hate this windy weather.
That's my whinge for today
HAHAHA classic
#488
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:53 PM
What's that???
Can't hear you...forking deaf here!
Losing senses drives you crazy I swear.
Still whinging
You good bro?
All good here Mate.
Off to the Vic alps tomorrow with the kids, hope there's some snow left.
Bonus is cruising around in the Subi.
Hope ya work is ok tomorrow.
As I said before, slam down a redbull / V energy etc before work.
#489
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:53 PM
Yeah working with a stutterer is probably the worst on the list.
Nice guy.
Cringe worthy stutter.....SPIT IT OUT CUBT!
#490
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:55 PM
h h h h h h hahahahahaha
Sig worthy.
#491
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:57 PM
All good here Mate.
Off to the Vic alps tomorrow with the kids, hope there's some snow left.
Bonus is cruising around in the Subi.
Hope ya work is ok tomorrow.
As I said before, slam down a redbull / V energy etc before work.
Nice one mate, enjoy that
Should be some left to throw around at the kids.
#492
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:59 PM
h h h h h h hahahahahaha
So many face palms man. It's embarrassing. Makes me feel sick.
I know that's mean but fork ME!!! SPIT IT OUT CUBT!
#493
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:00 AM
I'm having trouble sleeping lately.
I have an ear infection that can't be cured by medicine.
My other ear is fuct from a whack over the head with a cricket bat so I'm basically deaf right here.
I broke my glasses so I'm forking blind too.
I have to work in 4 hrs.
I haven't had a root in 2013
I have to work with a stutterer.
My pool pump is broken.
Just got the electricity bill.....not bad, thanks AGL.
I need to do some washing.
Where is everybody?
My neighbour hates me cause I yelled at him on NYE 2012 & he gives me evil stares.
I forgot to put out the recycling bin cause I thought it was the green waste week.
98 ron is too expensive.
forking grass has grown 1/2 a foot and I only just mowed it.
No one speaks english anymore.
forking cyclists during peak hour Sydney traffic??? Are you serious?
Why don't you have Sushi!?...it's say's it on the menu!
I hate this windy weather.
That's my whinge for today
I think this is a valid whinge
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#494
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:03 AM
I think this is a valid whinge
Thank you.
#495
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:06 AM
Shuddup!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#496
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:09 AM
Hey Kongman,
How come you got a pic of Sack Zac as your avatar ????
#497
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:13 AM
Hahaha Josh.
Valid whinge is valid.
Chick in bottom corner looks like a chick I went to school with. Huge case of DO NOT WANT!
#498
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:15 AM
whats happening Ash?
Sig worthy.
#499
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:18 AM
My mate sent around an email the other day, inviting us to join the 10th anniversary of our Oktoberfest trip.
Which is an awesome plan.
except it was 11 years ago!
DIIIIIIIICKHEEEEEEEAD!!!!!
But yeah, Id love to go back and have another shot at Munchen!
Sig worthy.
#500
Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:18 AM
Not a lot, looking at motorcycles, and other forms of employment (this one not so seriously just yet)
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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