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#481 skillionaire

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:21 PM

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:24 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:35 PM

I'm having trouble sleeping lately.

I have an ear infection that can't be cured by medicine.

My other ear is fuct from a whack over the head with a cricket bat so I'm basically deaf right here.

I broke my glasses so I'm forking blind too.

I have to work in 4 hrs.

I haven't had a root in 2013

I have to work with a stutterer.

My pool pump is broken.

Just got the electricity bill.....not bad, thanks AGL.

I need to do some washing.

Where is everybody?

My neighbour hates me cause I yelled at him on NYE 2012 & he gives me evil stares.

I forgot to put out the recycling bin cause I thought it was the green waste week.

98 ron is too expensive.

forking grass has grown 1/2 a foot and I only just mowed it.

No one speaks english anymore.

forking cyclists during peak hour Sydney traffic??? Are you serious?

Why don't you have Sushi!?...it's say's it on the menu!

I hate this windy weather.

 

 

 

That's my whinge for today  :D



#484 Beckers

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:38 PM

Yep Kongboi that all sounds bad.

But you got a white weapon in the shed.

Time for a redbull before work.



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:43 PM

What's that???

 

Can't hear you...forking deaf here!

 

Losing senses drives you crazy I swear. 

 

 

Still whinging ;)

 

You good bro?



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:44 PM


I haven't had a root in 2013


98 ron is too expensive.

 

Shit go!

 

and +1000 for 98 being so damn expensive.



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:50 PM

I'm having trouble sleeping lately.

I have an ear infection that can't be cured by medicine.

My other ear is fuct from a whack over the head with a cricket bat so I'm basically deaf right here.

I broke my glasses so I'm forking blind too.

I have to work in 4 hrs.

I haven't had a root in 2013

I have to work with a stutterer.

My pool pump is broken.

Just got the electricity bill.....not bad, thanks AGL.

I need to do some washing.

Where is everybody?

My neighbour hates me cause I yelled at him on NYE 2012 & he gives me evil stares.

I forgot to put out the recycling bin cause I thought it was the green waste week.

98 ron is too expensive.

forking grass has grown 1/2 a foot and I only just mowed it.

No one speaks english anymore.

forking cyclists during peak hour Sydney traffic??? Are you serious?

Why don't you have Sushi!?...it's say's it on the menu!

I hate this windy weather.

 

 

 

That's my whinge for today  :D

HAHAHA classic :sarcastic:



#488 Beckers

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:53 PM

What's that???

 

Can't hear you...forking deaf here!

 

Losing senses drives you crazy I swear. 

 

 

Still whinging ;)

 

You good bro?

 

All good here Mate.

Off to the Vic alps tomorrow with the kids, hope there's some snow left.

Bonus is cruising around in the Subi.

Hope ya work is ok tomorrow.

As I said before, slam down a redbull / V energy etc before work.



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:53 PM

Yeah working with a stutterer is probably the worst on the list.

 

Nice guy.

 

Cringe worthy stutter.....SPIT IT OUT CUBT!



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:55 PM

h h h h h h hahahahahaha


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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:57 PM

 

All good here Mate.

Off to the Vic alps tomorrow with the kids, hope there's some snow left.

Bonus is cruising around in the Subi.

Hope ya work is ok tomorrow.

As I said before, slam down a redbull / V energy etc before work.

 

Nice one mate, enjoy that  :D

 

Should be some left to throw around at the kids. 



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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:59 PM

h h h h h h hahahahahaha

 

So many face palms man. It's embarrassing. Makes me feel sick.

 

I know that's mean but fork ME!!! SPIT IT OUT CUBT!



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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:00 AM

I'm having trouble sleeping lately.

I have an ear infection that can't be cured by medicine.

My other ear is fuct from a whack over the head with a cricket bat so I'm basically deaf right here.

I broke my glasses so I'm forking blind too.

I have to work in 4 hrs.

I haven't had a root in 2013

I have to work with a stutterer.

My pool pump is broken.

Just got the electricity bill.....not bad, thanks AGL.

I need to do some washing.

Where is everybody?

My neighbour hates me cause I yelled at him on NYE 2012 & he gives me evil stares.

I forgot to put out the recycling bin cause I thought it was the green waste week.

98 ron is too expensive.

forking grass has grown 1/2 a foot and I only just mowed it.

No one speaks english anymore.

forking cyclists during peak hour Sydney traffic??? Are you serious?

Why don't you have Sushi!?...it's say's it on the menu!

I hate this windy weather.

 

 

 

That's my whinge for today  :D

I think this is a valid whinge


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:03 AM

I think this is a valid whinge

 

Thank you.



#495 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:06 AM

Shuddup!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:09 AM

Hey Kongman,

 

How come you got a pic of Sack Zac as your avatar ????



#497 Morgan

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:13 AM

Hahaha Josh.

 

Valid whinge is valid.

 

 

Chick in bottom corner looks like a chick I went to school with. Huge case of DO NOT WANT!


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:15 AM

whats happening Ash? 


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:18 AM

My mate sent around an email the other day, inviting us to join the 10th anniversary of our Oktoberfest trip.

 

Which is an awesome plan.

 

 

 

except it was 11 years ago!

 

DIIIIIIIICKHEEEEEEEAD!!!!!

 

 

But yeah,  Id love to go back and have another shot at Munchen!


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 12:18 AM

Not a lot, looking at motorcycles, and other forms of employment (this one not so seriously just yet)


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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