What the hell is a mechanice?

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#9121
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:38 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
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#9122
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:40 PM
Ugh. Thank fork for salami hayek
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#9123
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:41 PM
or that id rather be a domestic sparky then a mechanic...
Haha. Okay, okay!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#9124
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:42 PM
I laughed surprisingly frequently in that movie.
But, yes Salamala makes it much better!
#9125
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:42 PM
Watching Grown Ups 2, a movie full of one liners.
Ugh. Thank fork for salami hayek
That movie looks terrible, not to mention that Grown ups was probably the best warning sign for how terrible number 2 would be
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9126
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:45 PM
Haha. Okay, okay!
each to their own but
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#9127
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:46 PM
I'm thinking one more beer, or not much at all.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9128
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:48 PM
Oh dear, I have probably mentioned this but, one of the girls I work with lives with a girl fro Charters Towers........Might ask her who her brother is, and what he does to her at night.....and all day.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9129
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:48 PM
I'm thinking one more beer, or not much at all.
Really?
Did you ask your vagina for permission to say that?
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#9130
Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:50 PM
No, can't say I asked anyone to be honest
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9131
Posted 26 October 2013 - 11:00 PM
BORING!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9132
Posted 26 October 2013 - 11:07 PM
Oh dear, I have probably mentioned this but, one of the girls I work with lives with a girl fro Charters Towers........Might ask her who her brother is, and what he does to her at night.....and all day.
Hahaha like I said the other day, my mates missus hangs out with RD's sister in townsville ahaha.... farking crazy to find that out.
#9133
Posted 26 October 2013 - 11:24 PM
hmmmmm............stay up and watch the rugby?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9134
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:01 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9135
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:03 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9136
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:09 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9137
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:20 AM
Tired yet Ash?
#9138
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:20 AM
Nah im pretty good
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#9139
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:21 AM
#9140
Posted 27 October 2013 - 12:24 AM
I'm not gonna lie, any of these bikes, I would be happy to own!
That old skyline looks tough as.
Of course it does, I am also fairly certain that I re-posted it, however I couldn't care less
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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