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#10841 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:13 PM

I'm buggered!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:14 PM

I'm buggered!

Go to bed?


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#10843 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:16 PM

I am thinking about it


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#10844 Brett

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:16 PM

shit news about your Nan Nik!  Bloody good innings though, and she may have a few runs left in her yet hey.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:18 PM

Yeah, cheers mate. It's not like it's all painful and shit. She's just gunna drop off the perch.

 

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:19 PM

I am thinking about it

I'm still at work, since before 8am this morning, and you want to go to sleep? 

 

Damn you....


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#10847 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:21 PM

I didn't ask for your life story!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:22 PM

I didn't ask for your life story!

You thought about it...


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:23 PM

Thought about going to bed? Yes, yes I did


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:23 PM

You thought about it...


I imagine your life story is a bit like slumdog millionaire except instead of getting money you got a B4.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:24 PM

I imagine your life story is a bit like slumdog millionaire except instead of getting money you got a B4.

 

I have never seen it, hence why I didn't care for it to start with.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:31 PM

I'm still at work, since before 8am this morning, and you want to go to sleep? 

 

Damn you....

 

Really sweet heart? Check my first post from this morning, then get back to me.



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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:33 PM

 
Really sweet heart? Check my first post from this morning, then get back to me.


I check it, but still don't care.

What now?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:38 PM

Saved $80 not going to work this week, hahaha

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:39 PM

I imagine your life story is a bit like slumdog millionaire except instead of getting money you got a B4.

Haha... crazy imagination you have there mate.... I'm from Singapore too... no real slums there...

 

Lol! So much hate for the B4.. :(


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#10856 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:39 PM

Did you have another day off Adam?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:40 PM

 

Really sweet heart? Check my first post from this morning, then get back to me.

No.


 

I have never seen it, hence why I didn't care for it to start with.

It is an OK movie...


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:40 PM

He's just jealous because he sold his piece of shit.....oh uhm..I mean B4


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#10859 Adam

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:40 PM

Yep

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:41 PM

I check it, but still don't care.

What now?

 

I know that it warms the cockles of your heart when you see I've posted up before anyone on the eastern seaboard. You gently cup your balls and smile at a sleeping Racheal, and whisper softly to her, "put this on Facebook".







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