I'm buggered!

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#10841
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:13 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10842
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:14 PM
I'm buggered!
Go to bed?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#10843
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:16 PM
I am thinking about it
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10844
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:16 PM
shit news about your Nan Nik! Bloody good innings though, and she may have a few runs left in her yet hey.
Sig worthy.
#10845
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:18 PM
Yeah, cheers mate. It's not like it's all painful and shit. She's just gunna drop off the perch.
Too easy.
#10846
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:19 PM
I am thinking about it
I'm still at work, since before 8am this morning, and you want to go to sleep?
Damn you....
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#10847
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:21 PM
I didn't ask for your life story!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10848
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:22 PM
I didn't ask for your life story!
You thought about it...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#10849
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:23 PM
Thought about going to bed? Yes, yes I did
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10850
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:23 PM
You thought about it...
I imagine your life story is a bit like slumdog millionaire except instead of getting money you got a B4.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#10851
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:24 PM
I imagine your life story is a bit like slumdog millionaire except instead of getting money you got a B4.
I have never seen it, hence why I didn't care for it to start with.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10852
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:31 PM
I'm still at work, since before 8am this morning, and you want to go to sleep?
Damn you....
Really sweet heart? Check my first post from this morning, then get back to me.
#10853
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:33 PM
Really sweet heart? Check my first post from this morning, then get back to me.
I check it, but still don't care.
What now?
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#10854
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:38 PM
#10855
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:39 PM
I imagine your life story is a bit like slumdog millionaire except instead of getting money you got a B4.
Haha... crazy imagination you have there mate.... I'm from Singapore too... no real slums there...
Lol! So much hate for the B4..
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#10856
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:39 PM
Did you have another day off Adam?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10857
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:40 PM
Really sweet heart? Check my first post from this morning, then get back to me.
No.
I have never seen it, hence why I didn't care for it to start with.
It is an OK movie...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#10858
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:40 PM
He's just jealous because he sold his piece of shit.....oh uhm..I mean B4
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#10859
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:40 PM
#10860
Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:41 PM
I check it, but still don't care.
What now?
I know that it warms the cockles of your heart when you see I've posted up before anyone on the eastern seaboard. You gently cup your balls and smile at a sleeping Racheal, and whisper softly to her, "put this on Facebook".
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