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Started by Liberty, Oct 01 2013 06:12 AM
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#1781 B4TT

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:21 AM

Started watching the new EPs of parks and rec Nik?

I just walked through kings cross to get to wooloomooloo..... What a forking hole, place is officially the armpit of the world. Junkies and dirty looking hookers all over the place this morning. Yuk.

 

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:25 AM

Naww, I don't have access to new PnR.

 

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:29 AM

Ahh bugger! Might have to wait till there is a few more out and post over a USB drive with a bunch of EPs on it.. (Won't cost me anythingto send it from work :P)

 

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:32 AM


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:37 AM

Out of all the stuff I cook, a cooked breakfast is something I really struggle with!

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:39 AM

Try not putting body butter in the eggs.


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:43 AM

Wat?

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:44 AM

What is next to the plate on the top left?


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:45 AM

Delicious body butter


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:47 AM

Sup!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:49 AM

Lol.


Jerk :D

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:50 AM

Tipping I'm right. So Adam obviously smoked a few cones again this morning.

 

Ash stabbed a monkey that tried to steal his wallet.

 

Josh forgot to put pants on and walked outside.

 

Cam is covered in B4 aids.

 

I got called a savant by a crazy woman. 


Lol.


Jerk :D

 

Eggs look good on the seriously serious tip though, yo.


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:50 AM

I have a wallet!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:52 AM

TRIED


Are there rainbows?


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:54 AM

 
Eggs look good on the seriously serious tip though, yo.


It does look real nice

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Are there rainbows?


I'm still in bed, I don't need to be reading
No rainbows either

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:54 AM

I will be later. Gotta help your mates out but.

I got insulted by a woman serving me at the bottle shop yesterday, Couldn't even believe it.

The girl in front didn't have her ID (Looked about 18), I had to wait while she ran out to her car, Get the ID, Pay and leave.

It was then my turn, I put my beers on the counter and she asked for my ID, I got it out, Laughed while saying "I'm 22, Haven't been asked for that in ages"

She then asks if it's even me on the licence because I didn't have a pathetic moustache in the photo like I do now.  :sarcastic: 

Shattered.


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:56 AM

Did you knock the dumb slut out?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:57 AM

I was shocked! haha

Burned hard.


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 08:58 AM

Did she seriously say 'pathetic' ?

 

Fuckedup. Yo.

 

Which bottle shop was it? I'll give them a call. 


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 09:00 AM

110% said those exact words. 

It's pretty funny now. So unprofessional at the time but.

BWS Woy Woy, Say no more :P


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