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#21 Soop

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:41 PM

Cool, not going to argue with that. Just see if i get the f*cking thing first. I always get screwed when it comes to govt bonus'.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 04:46 PM

Just see if i get the f*cking thing first. I always get screwed when it comes to govt bonus'.


You have to be female to claim for the baby bonus soop.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#23 Soop

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 05:32 PM

What Krudd don't know, won't hurt him ;) On a more serious note. Whats the actual go with these bonus'? I've already lodged and recieved the tax refund from 2008. Or is this a totally different kettle of fish?
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:49 PM

No such thing as free money. For all the tax i pay i might as well get something back!

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:06 PM

How many tax offsets do you have?!


As far as I know, my health insurance is the only thing???

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:12 PM

Want $50 Mark? I'll give it to you for nothing. Just so your last statement is made a mockery.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:16 PM

Want $50 Mark?

I'll give it to you for nothing. Just so your last statement is made a mockery.


Nothing is what you call blowies these days isn't it Paul?

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:19 PM

Jelous I charged you $250 eh?
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:21 PM

I regretted it - I never knew that the $250 included you proposing to me and then taking advantage of my pets.

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:29 PM

It was all clearly stated in the contract. Just because you signed it with you butt cheeks, doesn't make it any less valid.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 09:13 PM

Want $50 Mark?

I'll give it to you for nothing. Just so your last statement is made a mockery.


Its not free then as it comes at the cost of mocking me. :P

Bank details PM'd anyway. :D

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 10:22 PM

We all have till March to register for AuStudy, and pop some kids out to receive Family Tax benefit Part A to maximise our payments :D And Paul you should receive it if you lodged your Tax Return for 2008 (which you did) and you earned under $100k that year. If you're studying ATM or getting any sort of student/youth payments you'll also receive it. That's what I've been told so far, got an uncle in ATO, try and get the low down from him. Nick


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So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump? :P




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Posted 03 February 2009 - 10:53 PM

no you should not be a smart ass

that's my job. :lol:

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 07:28 AM

We all have till March to register for AuStudy, and pop some kids out to receive Family Tax benefit Part A to maximise our payments :D

No you don't. You only get the AuStudy cash if you're registered as of yesterday I think.

Did your uncle happen to mention how we'll be getting our dorras?

I would have gone to the kitchen, collected a brown bag, dropped my dacks, pinched off a loaf in said bag, done up dacks, stickytaped bag, placed bag in envelope, and mailed it right to your face for being such a tool.


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Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:51 AM

No you don't. You only get the AuStudy cash if you're registered as of yesterday I think.

Did your uncle happen to mention how we'll be getting our dorras?

As in how it will be delivered? Mailed Cheques, but if you had your last return directly deposited electronically it will go through that as well, don't quote me on this though.

I'm just glad this isn't going to those known to CentreLink, but is actually going to people who work and pay tax.

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So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump? :P




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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:07 AM

Ahh cool. I will have to watch my bank account like a hawk so the Mrs doesn't spend mine for me!

I would have gone to the kitchen, collected a brown bag, dropped my dacks, pinched off a loaf in said bag, done up dacks, stickytaped bag, placed bag in envelope, and mailed it right to your face for being such a tool.


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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:08 AM

LOL, you poor bastard. I mean that both ways too... I was think earlier. When i logged my last tax return i was an Apprentice. I've since finnished and I'm now working in a totally different trade. I'm not indentured now. So how does that effect this bonus?
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 01:29 PM

just heard about this too :D with my tax refunds and some light saving that should be an upgrade in cars or an overseas holiday :D

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:08 PM

I'm buying tools. $1500 worth of tools....
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:13 PM

Anyone feel like making a really nice Sports Exhaust cheap for me... TBE has to be :D and probably mild steel :D

 





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