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#2521 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:40 PM

It's so small (the car) that it could almost be parked sideways.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:45 PM

Yep, haha.

So much better driving on proper tyres that aren't on belts, with proper fitting centers, wheel nuts and less kebabs and crosses hanging from rear view mirror
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#2523 peteRS

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:47 PM

I'm about to go buy a kebab.


 

 

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:53 PM

buy this pete http://www.ebay.com....d1a8d194&_uhb=1


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:01 PM

I'm about to go buy a kebab.

 

Hmmmmm I want a kebab!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:08 PM

Eating port marinade venison kebabs

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:10 PM

Sounds enjoyable.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:25 PM

 

Yeah, Nah.


 

 

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:26 PM

cage looks nice at least


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:37 PM

that it does Mark. Too many cars, none of which are behaving as I want...hands are full.

 

Also, was supposed to meet the pooch between 4-5pm (hottest part of the day lol) but Jimbo is awol again. Not sure this is meant to be.


 

 

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:44 PM

Sounds enjoyable.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:46 PM

Next door neighbour was made redundant from his work about 3 months ago, got a decent payout as he's been there for quite a few years and was quite senior there...ever since then he's been thinking about what to do with his time until he feels like working again.

About 2 weeks ago, he bought an industrial sized popcorn maker (think huge heated pot) so he can go to weekend fair's and shit and sell his popcorn.

About every 3-4 days, we get one of these left tied to our front door. Labrador for scale.

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:49 PM

What flavour? Also dude sounds like a nutter. Nutter
What flavour? Also dude sounds like a nutter. Nutter
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:55 PM

I would be ok with popcorn every few days. Pup looks like she just wants to eat it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:57 PM

that it does Mark. Too many cars, none of which are behaving as I want...hands are full.

 

Also, was supposed to meet the pooch between 4-5pm (hottest part of the day lol) but Jimbo is awol again. Not sure this is meant to be.

no luck  with the aqua wagon today?

 


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:58 PM

She didn't really enjoy me tying the bag around her neck.

Can't remember Nik, it's forking tasty though.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:58 PM

bathurst 12hr is pretty good! anyone else watching it?


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:59 PM

Sure am. Sucks we only get 3 hours of it on free to air tv


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 05:04 PM

Yeah i know, i didn't get around to watching it online earlier, SVG is smashing it!


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 05:07 PM

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Grumman F6 wildcats??

 
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Yep. Cheers pete :thumbs:

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