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#3001 skillionaire

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:51 PM

I know. I've never had a vego burger.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:51 PM

And there goes Australian automotive manufacturing.

Toyota Australia today announced that it will stop building cars in Australia by the end of 2017 and become a national sales and distribution company.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:52 PM

I'm pretty sure I killed the engine myself. I imagine I have somehow ended up getting a cylinder full with petrol when changing the injectors yet again this arvo and as such, have managed to fluid lock the motor. I'm pretty sure i have my ignorance to blame for this one...If it's bent rod's, it was me :)


 

 

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:56 PM

How would you get a cylinder full of petrol when changing the injectors Pete? once you removed the injectors from the rails was there a shitload of petrol pouring on an angle and down into manifold? and I mean a shitload....... I just don't see it as being something that could really happen man.

Not without the fuel pump running with no injector attached and fuel going straight into the manifold then down into the cylinder.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:03 PM

I'm better at blaming myself for stuff Josh...then I won't go stab the kent that sold me this POS. Stab, Stabbity Stab Stab.

 

Petol came out of the fuel rail into the cylinder head, yes, maybe about 20ml's? I don't know, seems a coincidence that I just had the feckin thing apart and then it seizes trying to re-start.

Less spinning spanners, more kill self :)


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:07 PM

MMmmmm I reckon 20ml would have near evaporated by the time you got it all back together.. and what was left would have burned up pretty easily....

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:09 PM

Anyways.... I knew Toyota would be out....

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:10 PM

It was only a matter of time.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
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I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:11 PM

All Abbott's fault, he doesn't care about Australian jobs, he has taken a profitable successful bright futures industry to shit in six months. What a monster. And, he has the nerve to question union involvement for the grievances held by multinationals.

Tyranny is afoot.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:12 PM

I can only assume extreme sarcasm on your part Nik :D

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:13 PM

How many times have you caught aids Harry?


Also, how is Bali?


So far 0 times.

Pretty good so far. I can't get over how cheap everything is.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:16 PM

You could probably buy aids cheap?

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:17 PM

You could probably buy aids cheap?

They have B4s in Bali?


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:18 PM

That is a BIG Dog.
 
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:19 PM

I can only assume extreme sarcasm on your part Nik :D

 

Bill Shorten saying "the death of the Australian car industry under a Liberal government, is a national tagedy' 

 

My little tear ducts welled up.



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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:22 PM

@ JOsh - we had rain In November. About 1 mm. That's it.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:23 PM

Bill Shorten saying "the death of the Australian car industry under a Liberal government, is a national tagedy'

Ahh right.... sadly there will be people who believe this utter forking garbage.

I can't stand bill and I make no secret of that, but he surely knows that he is talking utter bullshit.

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:23 PM

All Abbott's fault, he doesn't care about Australian jobs, he has taken a profitable successful bright futures industry to shit in six months. What a monster. And, he has the nerve to question union involvement for the grievances held by multinationals.

Tyranny is afoot.

 

Where do you get off Nik? 
 

Are you such a Right winged F.uckwit and just can't keep your fuc.king mouth shut?

 

I am over cubts like you that just can't leave shit alone. You and people like you, are the real problem with this country.

 

I rage quit this site because of you. WANKER!


 

 

 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:24 PM

They have B4s in Bali?


Probably like 1 in the whole place





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