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#3581 Zac

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 08:55 AM

 

About 10 minutes after I got it.

Gasp!

 

It is no longer in mint condition.. that would mean it has now absorbed so many of your explosive farts... :(


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 08:55 AM

Goat Simulator.....
 

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3583 Morgan

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 08:56 AM

How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:03 AM

"I'll have a number 8."

 

"Sir, thats a party platter"

 

"I know what I'm about son."


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:03 AM

Sexual history?

 

Epic. ...and private.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:06 AM

Never met him. Looks like he could use a swift punch in the face though.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:06 AM

Hahahahaha

 

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#3588 Adam

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:08 AM

fork me, start a thread

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:11 AM

You start a thread.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:16 AM

There's only one thing I hate more than lying, and that's skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:28 AM

How's your box going, Adam?



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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:29 AM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:34 AM

See all the kids dying from 'online dares'?

 

Some dicknut drank lighter fluid or some shit, and some other kid tried to jump a car on the freeway.

 

What the fork is wrong with people these days?

 

We scaled buildings and shit to paint, but this shit is just retarded.



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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:36 AM

I would like more of them to die, the less morons we have to deal with, the better.


 

I'm thinking bacon & eggs for lunch.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:38 AM

http://www.news.com....9-1226823990385


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:41 AM

I know I've mentioned this before, but Yummly is really tearing it up right now as a one stop shop for recipes.

 

http://www.yummly.com/



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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:44 AM

How's your box going, Adam?


Pretty good!

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:45 AM

Bookmarked.


Pretty good!
 

 

Shouldn't you be answering phones?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:47 AM

After months of bitching by CS managers that shit was hard and what not they release an NPAT increase for first half of 17%, Revenue up by 10%. haha.

 


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:50 AM

There's something ecluding your ear...

 

It's sawdust. Just blow.


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