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#1161 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:48 AM

Needs more cowbell!

One that's on fire.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1162 B4TT

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:53 AM

They really aren;t that much effort to make dudes.


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#1163 Adam

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:55 AM

More than getting bacon out and putting it on BBQ....


I've been getting the aldi budget bacon recently, $5/kg. its actually pretty damn awesome!

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:56 AM

Maybe covering it in maple syrup is a good thing then.

It's probably elephant or something.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:57 AM

Food talk yet again...

 

fork it, I'm going for a walk to buy some food... starving!


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:58 AM

Who cares what it is. It tastes good!

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:59 AM

HURRY UP 19 DAYS SO I CAN GET ON THIS SHIP AND DO FUCKALL FOR 3 WEEKS


How much would it suck if you get on board and Samuel L Jackson is also on board.... and then nek minute - snakes.

Or if the captain is Italian....
Yep, I am down with eating elephant if it tastes good.

 


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:00 AM

The captain is italian. 

 

Lol. 


 


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:02 AM

Giseppi?

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:03 AM

Hahahahaha

"watch out for those rocks Captain spaghetti Lasagna!"

"Ehhh, The rocka move for me!"

 


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:04 AM

HAHAHAHA.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:06 AM

Who cares what it is. It tastes good!


Would you eat frogs legs or snails?

"watch out for those rocks Captain spaghetti Lasagna!"

"Ehhh, The rocka move for me!"


*head buts giant mushroom for power-up*

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:08 AM

Snails are tasty, I like them! remember we had those at hippo creek at Hillarys.

 


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:09 AM

Snails are tasty, I like them! remember we had those at hippo creek at Hillarys.


Yuuuurp. But I mean proper frenchie ones made by a frenchie.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:10 AM

Captain Paoletti Biscotti Lasange Ravioli is his name.


 


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:10 AM

IVE EATEN ALPACA SO NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:14 AM

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Yuuuurp. But I mean proper frenchie ones made by a frenchie.


Wouldn't that just be a white flag waving in the air?

IVE EATEN ALPACA SO NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS


I eat goat. It is forking tasty.

 


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:16 AM

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:17 AM

ew


At goat or elephant car?



Goat is tasty as fork. Indian place near me does real good goat curry.

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:21 AM

Haha I'm joking. I would nom the fork out of a goat.

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