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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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#2661 Morgan

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 03:59 PM

I had sex in a vagina last night.


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:00 PM

 

I still don't understand what happened while you were beating off infront of the mirror while she was out catching up with an old friend?

 

I'm no expert, but I am pretty sure that Hazmat was bashing one out in front of the mirror, while his missus and her friend watched while catching up?


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:00 PM

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I hate unanswered questions.

Air Malaysia is really starting to drive me up the forking wall.

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:00 PM

I had sex in a vagina last night.


HOW LARGE WAS IT TO BE A WALK-IN VAGINA???

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:01 PM

Haz was their an aeroplane involved somehow?

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:02 PM

I don't understand how the army tank got involved?

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:03 PM

It's an army tank, it just got itself involved.

 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:04 PM

This is probably why Haz doesn't want to explain things further. Too much to get into


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:04 PM

It's an army tank, it just got itself involved.

 

Must have been American.


 


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:06 PM

It was there to offer up some freedom so yeah probably US.

 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:07 PM

Must have been American.


Was the friend american or the mirror?


I HATE american mirrors.

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:08 PM

This escalated quickly. 


 


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

Just had the sudden urge to listen to 2pac, Life goes on 


Do JDM mirrors make everything appear bigger or smaller than they really are?


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

Was it an America Drive through vagina?

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

HOW LARGE WAS IT TO BE A WALK-IN VAGINA???

 

I'm 6'3" soooo....

 

 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:11 PM

I think hat's story needs a couple of black hawk helicopters and a dragon thrown in for good measure.

 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:12 PM

I think hat's story needs a couple of black hawk helicopters and a dragon thrown in for good measure.

So if the driver of the american tank blows up a B4, the story would be better?


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:14 PM

My head has done the splits.

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:15 PM

My head has done the splits.

I give it a 8.7 out of 10


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 04:17 PM

 

Sounds good Haz. All good, gave you time with the guys, time to let your non-existent stomach out. Lol!

 

Oh the stomach is there. I have put on 10kg's in the last 12 months lol. It's probably a good thing considering my weight before.

 

This is probably why Haz doesn't want to explain things further. Too much to get into

 

Yep. This!

 

I thought saying that spending the night with my girlfriend was enough for you all to figure it out.


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