:: May General Thread ::

Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

GT May the force be with you

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#341 Shaz

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:47 AM

Sometimes I have an Adam day so I pull a larry

Haha, seriously considered pulling a Larry this morning.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

#342 Adam

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:53 AM

Sounds so gay

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#343 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:55 AM

You would know

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#344 skillionaire

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:57 AM

Everyone is so chirpy on Friday morning!

Glad I logged on!

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 10:57 AM

fork ya's all.

#346 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:00 AM

I should eat something

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:03 AM

I'm washing stuff. Nice day for it but I doubt it will all be dry before nightfall.

No dryer

#348 Morgan

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:03 AM

Sometimes I have an Adam day so I pull a larry

Do you take a Morgan on your Larry days when your having an Adam?

#349 B4TT

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:03 AM

Haha, seriously considered pulling Larry this morning.

#350 Morgan

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:04 AM

Maybe, if she did something about her face, she wouldn't be so paranoid?

#351 B4TT

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:05 AM

Do you take a Morgan on your Larry days when your having an Adam?

You would need to! No point Zaccing around about it, when you need to go, you need to go!

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:06 AM

Get forked fat bitch!

#353 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:06 AM

Maybe if she wasn't a disgraceful looking swamp maggot, she would have to worry.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#354 Morgan

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:06 AM

#355 B4TT

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:07 AM

Holy forking crap, it is bad enough he is sticking it to that boorish fat fork, let along putting up with that shit.

That is dead set one ugly cubt.

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:07 AM

#357 Morgan

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:08 AM

toplel nik

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:08 AM

I think "Get forked fat bitch" sums it up.

#359 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:08 AM

You would think so.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#360 B4TT

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 11:10 AM

Serious, the more you look at that fugly worthless pile of flubbery shit, the more hideous it becomes.

disgraceful looking swamp maggot

I like it

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