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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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#521 Bumpty

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:02 PM

I don't know what to get her man... And I'm pretty sure I'll have to help clean up the house and get things organised for the party the next day.


Two things.
Firstly- Donate to the breast cancer foundation instead of buying her a gift.
Secondly- don't you clean up the house AFTER the party, you messy fecker haha
Oh and thirdly.. Leave the zorst off. I would, no way could I be fecked doing that twice!

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:03 PM

She is turning 10 man...

 

And we clean up before and after. You have to be presentable to host a party of course.

 

How old is he turning?

 

*she

 

10.


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#523 Adam

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:03 PM

Don't be such an Adam, Bumpty!


WHATS YOUR forking NAME

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:04 PM

Do it no. Stop sacking about!

 

 

If it's Hal done it can only get better :)

 

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:05 PM

And he sure as hell can't spell for shit this afternoon.


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#526 Bumpty

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:11 PM

@larry.com
I knew that actually haha. Better Stick with a present then ;)


My name is Bumpty, Adam.

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:33 PM

Entertain me, you boring cubts!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#528 Bumpty

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:41 PM

Where have you been hiding hypnot?

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:48 PM

At work, in plain sight.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#530 Bumpty

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:50 PM

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At work, in plain sight.


Plans for this FRIDAY!?

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:51 PM

Fat Boxster 


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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:53 PM

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#533 Adam

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:17 PM

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:30 PM

My forking sholder is so forking sore.

Working on the ground sucks arse

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:33 PM

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:39 PM

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#537 Bumpty

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:51 PM

My forking sholder is so forking sore.
Working on the ground sucks arse


Try break dancing
Or
Getting baked and dancing

Might loosen it up?

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:53 PM

The second one sounds the best.

#539 Bumpty

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 07:58 PM

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...well there you go.

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 08:06 PM

I think I want to get royaly forked up.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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