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#7121 Liberty

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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:24 PM

I feel you man. And if I get this new job, it'll be shift work. Even less time to do anything with 'em. We've gotta grow up some time.


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:26 PM

In more interesting but distressing news, I've misplaced the foxtel remote.



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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:27 PM

Oh boo hoo ya faaaaags.

 

I just ate a full can of Cambells Cream of chicken soup...... oooooooooooohhhhhh yeah!

 

Soup.


In more interesting but distressing news, I've misplaced the foxtel remote.

 

Check your moot crack.



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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:29 PM

In more interesting but distressing news, I've misplaced the foxtel remote.

 

Throw a bottle at the tv.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:29 PM

I'm about to whack on a movie.


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:31 PM

Funny enough was just about sitting on it, JP.



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Posted 23 May 2014 - 11:31 PM

I'm about to whack off to a movie.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 12:20 AM

Bedtime.



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Posted 24 May 2014 - 04:08 AM

Terrible.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 06:55 AM

Hahaha.
Nice morning out today. Sat around 17-18 degrees last night. So freaking warm for this time of year.

 


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:34 AM

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:42 AM

fork what a nice day today

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:43 AM

Sure is Radam!!

 


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:50 AM

It's a beautiful day here too, pity I'm headed back to hospital :(

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:51 AM

Rach gave me the shits last night.

I went to bed early because I had a shit sleep the night before and had a huge headache. Then at like 11pm she starts cleaning the forking kitchen and shit with as much noise as humanly possible. I'm so forking tempted to start vaccuming now


Checkup, ash? Or it's worse?

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:53 AM

Do it!

Checkup, ash? Or it's worse?


Got worse, left side of my face is swollen.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:54 AM

Haha I'm Sure she didn't do.it purposely to annoy you though radam.
Women seem to lack common courtesy when it comes to things like that. It's annoying but they freaking all do it.

 


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Posted 24 May 2014 - 07:57 AM

I'm pretty sure she had the shits because I left the kitchen in a mess (wanted to do it this morning because cbf)

But yeah. Common sense is lacking.

I get up an hour before her most weekends and just chill out quietly. Maybe time for some payback.... So tempting! :P

forking HELL, Ash!

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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:01 AM

I'll be fine, just wish it would hurry up and be sorted.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 May 2014 - 08:05 AM

Haha do it! Vacuum or get a hammer drill and drill into some brick work haha that will wake her up. Or go throw a small bit of water on her face.
Ash that sounds freaking nasty dude. Any clues as to what caused this?

 






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