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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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#7621 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:27 PM

I'm hungry!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7622 Adam

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:28 PM

Me too. And I just ate.
I want some lamb

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#7623 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:30 PM

Lamb!!!

 

 

I'm getting a kebab!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7624 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:33 PM

My car is filthy.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7625 Adam

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:36 PM

So is mine! I was going to wash it on Sunday until it got stuck in the shed.

Not it gets a quick blast with the gerni on Friday night

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:39 PM

Thank fork I got to this sandwich shop in time. Was one person in front when I arrived, sat down after ordering and now there is a line out the door.
My car got washed last week. Hasn't been out since and won't be out before the hvc so, should be fine. Though the thing pretty much has a layer.of tar all over it :(

 

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:40 PM

I'll probably motorcycle all week :)

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:47 PM

Oh lawdy!!

Just saw a stock as a rock Camry, with a massive fork off GT wing.

Hilarious!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 12:48 PM

I'll probably motorcycle all week :)


Enjoying it again?

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:01 PM

Yeah I am amsy. Will be better tomorrow when I don't have to clutch start the thing hahaha

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:05 PM

Been shit as weather here.

Well, it's nice weather because I love the rain but not great riding weather.

wtf is going on. I get married in 3 months this friday.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#7632 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:07 PM

Sorry to hear.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7633 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:10 PM

Damn, that was good.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:10 PM

Cheap kevlar jeans.

https://www.thehelme...ion=show_detail

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:11 PM

Been shit as weather here.

Well, it's nice weather because I love the rain but not great riding weather.

wtf is going on. I get married in 3 months this friday.

 

Condolences.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:17 PM

Been really awesome weekend weather here lately!

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:24 PM

 

I will likely leave early after Harrigans, where my wife exposes me for wanting to go home and play computer games instead of hanging out with real life mates


Been shit as weather here.

Well, it's nice weather because I love the rain but not great riding weather.

wtf is going on. I get married in 3 months this friday.

 

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:24 PM

^----- Thats it, but change computer games for video editing and you're spot on. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:35 PM

Been shit as weather here.

Well, it's nice weather because I love the rain but not great riding weather.

wtf is going on. I get married in 3 months this friday.

RIP.

 

We will always remember you and what a cubt you were :D


 

#7640 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 01:36 PM

He will still always be a cubt, that part's not changing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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