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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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#8421 Harry88

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

Hnnnnggg, should buy for GTiR. 

 

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:09 PM

Dish water


Was exactly the consistency of it wobble, dirty dish water, but remarkably clear still.
I knew something was up, shaZ. I had been holding it in for a good 40mins, but relaxed when I was home and forgot and it felt like I had wet myself. Through my undies, thermals & pants in a matter of seconds!

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:11 PM

Was exactly the consistency of it wobble, dirty dish water, but remarkably clear still.
I knew something was up, shaZ. I had been holding it in for a good 40mins, but relaxed when I was home and forgot and it felt like I had wet myself. Through my undies, thermals & pants in a matter of seconds!

 

Yeah man, they are the worst. 

 

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:12 PM

I hate those type of shits bumpty, I have had some forking close calls with them, you think ahh yeah its a fart... oh fork that is wet as fork.. lucky I didn't just blast it, could have got messy!


 

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:12 PM

Ah bowel/tap moments.

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:12 PM

 

I remember this one time I was so crook, had the flu for ages and I coughed, sneezed and shit myself at the same time in a shopping centre. I had to ditch the undies in a public toilet, and rush home. 

Fark! that sounds horrible!


 

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:14 PM

:fork: this thread is good today.


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:15 PM

Hahaha, that reminds me of a story my mate told me. 

 

He was at a family dinner, and was freeballing, when he farted as he got up, a small log breached his arsehole, rolled straight down his leg, hit his foot, bounced, and landed on his mothers foot who was sitting next to him. Apparently she didn't notice for a while though, and it was never brought up again and he never owned up to it.


 


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:15 PM

Least you weren't sleeping.

Shitting the bed would be the worst

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:20 PM

Hahahaha 'your mate' ..... was it you Shaz?


 

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:20 PM

Hahahaha 'your mate' ..... was it you Shaz?

 

Nah my mate Matt, who is the bloke thats the head of complaints at P&O. 

 

Funny fscker. 


 


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:21 PM

lucky I didn't just blast it, could have got messy!

 

This made me laugh! HA HA HA HA HA!


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:22 PM

Hahaha, that reminds me of a story my mate told me. 
 
He was at a family dinner, and was freeballing, when he farted as he got up, a small log breached his arsehole, rolled straight down his leg, hit his foot, bounced, and landed on his mothers foot who was sitting next to him. Apparently she didn't notice for a while though, and it was never brought up again and he never owned up to it.


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:25 PM

I think this belongs here

 


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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:41 PM

Ever wonder what your parents were listening to when you were conceived? Find out.

Ironically, I had 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson........

http://www.porktrack.com/

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:42 PM

Hahaha, that reminds me of a story my mate told me. 
 
He was at a family dinner, and was freeballing, when he farted as he got up, a small log breached his arsehole, rolled straight down his leg, hit his foot, bounced, and landed on his mothers foot who was sitting next to him. Apparently she didn't notice for a while though, and it was never brought up again and he never owned up to it.

Holy... Err, I mean rolly shit!


I'm glad shitting ones self seems to be a common thing amongst my GT brothers :)

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:43 PM

Bumpty. While you were busy shitting yourself we have pencilled in dates for Tas cruise. And Shaz is coming

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:45 PM

Is shaZ bringing his palm tree?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:46 PM

Yes

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 04:48 PM

Ever wonder what your parents were listening to when you were conceived? Find out.

Ironically, I had 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson........

http://www.porktrack.com/

 

Not really, but my parents were listening to 'Bad' by Michael Jackson.


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