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#2421 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:33 PM

Yyytyytuuuuuuuummmmmmmm

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#2422 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:34 PM

Did you lick moss off a rock again?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2423 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:40 PM

Bright ale

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#2424 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:41 PM

I've got some IPA to smash through, and still a couple of SN Torps


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2425 skillionaire

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:43 PM

Did you lick moss off a rock again?

 

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#2426 Shaz

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:44 PM

Battery relocation tips and tricks?
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#2427 Robert

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:45 PM

Use paper clips and speaker cable.

#2428 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 06:45 PM

Have you tried the fridge?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2429 Bumpty

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:00 PM

The battery in my capsicum ran low today :(
So I'm the last faceless user you should ask.

#2430 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:03 PM

You should said cucumber instead of capsicum, would have been funnier to read.


Adam Sandler has a new movie out, looks just like all his other ones. If I watch Waterboy later, I can say that i've seen his new movie.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2431 B4TT

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:03 PM

Battery relocation tips and tricks?

pick it up, move it to where you would like to put it and then sit it down.


 


#2432 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:04 PM

BEER, pick it up, move it to where BEER you would like to put it and then BEER


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:08 PM

You sir are a forking genius.


 


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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:09 PM

As if there was ever a doubt I wasn't?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2435 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:10 PM

I agree with ash and Josh.

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:11 PM

NO_R3GR3T had it since I was like 14? haha


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Why? And in what?

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:15 PM

The battery in my capsicum ran low today :(
 

 

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#2438 Bumpty

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:16 PM

Not that crude, code is Courtney's best friend, ashwald ;)

U forkers i have to admit made me a pretty keen cake to have a few brews last night.

#2439 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:17 PM

My toaster is looking at me funny.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2440 Adam

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:18 PM

Get beer

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