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My toaster is looking at me funny.
It probably wants a forking beer, did you offer it one?!
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:18 PM
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:19 PM
Buy Adam's spare
Haha
Adam do you have a return policy?
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:20 PM
It probably wants a forking beer, did you offer it one?!
Why should I, not like it went out and got any for itself.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:20 PM
I do. I'll give you the money back, but you will have to bug me, then I'll get the shits and do It as then never tell you where to send the battery
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:21 PM
Seems like a lot of effort for a battery.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:22 PM
BAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:22 PM
Serious question about said battery, do you have a pic of the terminals?
If it fits in my bike, I will consider buying it off you, if its a good price...
And if it fits.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:24 PM
Actually Adam, *this is my serious voice*
What are the dimensions of ya battery?
How much including postage to Tas?
What are the dimensions of ya battery?
How much including postage to Tas?
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:24 PM
Why should I, not like it went out and got any for itself.
It has no arms or legs or money you heartless bastard.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:24 PM
Haha ash beat me 
I want it for a portable saw mill.
I want it for a portable saw mill.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:26 PM
you heartless bastard.
What's your point?
Haha ash beat me
I want it for a portable saw mill.
May not even work for me, Barney, so we'll see what happens.
Probably nothing, considering it's Adam.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:27 PM
Lol at getting a refund and then selling the battery after.
Making a profit
Making a profit
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:28 PM
Adam needs all the help he can get. I like to help a brutha out.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:29 PM
Yeah I don't see that ending well for Adam! haha.
Well Ash, let's supposed the roles were reversed and your toaster was sitting back chugging beers and all you could do is watch with envy from the side lines without even getting so much as a drop.
Cruelty to humans - meh, not something I care too much about but cruelty to toasters is near as bad as cruelty to animals.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:30 PM
Probably nothing, considering it's Adam.
This.
I'll wait a bit to see if he does actually want it
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:30 PM
Josh, there was a time I once thought I WAS a toaster, what a great weekend, or week it was.
I don't think i've ever fully recovered.
Speaking of beer.....
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:30 PM
Id help you out wob, for a pineapple. Id sort of hope you'd do the same..
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:31 PM
For a pineapple I would do anything.
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:32 PM
How much ca$h Adam?
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:32 PM
your toaster was sitting back chugging beers and all you could do is watch with envy from the side lines without even getting so much as a drop.
I just pictured this and lost my shit!!
Hahahahaha
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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