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Started by B4TT, Jun 01 2014 02:41 AM

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#2721 Harry88

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:28 AM

Can't buy takeaway alcohol after 10:30 in NSW any more

That's news to me :/

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#2722 nickknack

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:28 AM

I thought you were one of dem puter geeks?

I have a mac? So I don't think so?

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#2723 Robert

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:28 AM

Bye

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#2724 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:29 AM

I have a mac?

So do I, it's just an operating system, get over it

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2725 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:29 AM

In the ACT you can't buy alcohol after 11pm. Is it the same elsewhere?

I think it's 1am here..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2726 Harry88

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:29 AM

I have a mac?

That's cute

Bye

Bye

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#2727 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:30 AM

I spat the last of my beer over my computer

lol

What a waste of beer!

Was that your "delivery" van?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2728 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:30 AM

Yep, I delivered alright.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2729 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:30 AM

10.30 hey.
Must have changed. The local bowling club used to be 11.

All bottle shops shut at 10 here.

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#2730 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:32 AM

I have a mac? So I don't think so?

Don't all 1337 g33k haXXorz have Macs?

Yep, I delivered alright.

Delivered dead hookers to your room?

10.30 hey.
Must have changed. The local bowling club used to be 11.

All bottle shops shut at 10 here.

Most of my locals close at like 8!

I think except Woolies Liqour which closes at 10 or something?

But I cbf going up to the Shopping Centre for alcohol.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2731 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:33 AM

Delivered dead hookers to your room?

Not all of them are dead, and not all of them are hookers.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2732 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:35 AM

Bent again hey, Rob?

Night.

Not all of them are dead, and not all of them are hookers.

Yet!

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#2733 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:35 AM

Stop railroading threads that aren't GT, it's fuckin annoying.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2734 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:37 AM

Bosskong is now Aids King.

HAHAHA QUOTE OF THE CENTURY!

Not all of them are dead, and not all of them are hookers.

Haha, you're the hooker trainer are you?

Stop railroading threads that aren't GT, it's fuckin annoying.

I do wot i want cubt.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2735 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:38 AM

It's called a "pimp" where i'm from

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#2736 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:39 AM

It's called a "pimp" where i'm from

You're from downtown LA?

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#2737 B4TT

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:39 AM

That's news to me :/

law changed a few months back.

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#2738 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:40 AM

You're from downtown LA?

Well, I sure as hell wasn't born in Australia

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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