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Started by B4TT, Jun 01 2014 02:41 AM

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#2741 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:42 AM

I forked your mum in the arse with a razor blade, the ***** loved it.

So who the was driving your car at HVC?

Just because I live here, doesn't mean I was born here.

I'm more Australian that most people

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2742 Harry88

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:44 AM

law changed a few months back.

I guess it really doesn't effect me.

I can't remember the last time I was buying booze late at night.

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#2743 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:46 AM

I forked your mum in the arse with a razor blade, the ***** loved it.

Just because I live here, doesn't mean I was born here.

I'm more Australian that most people

Someone's angry!

Haha, I was born here, but I'm hardly Aussie.

I'm not a big fan of our culture or traditions.

I'm probably gonna head to Europe when I can.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2744 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:48 AM

I need a gun of some sorts, I live in suburbia, and i'm sick of fuckin foxes running about.

They're worse than (insert racist stereotype here)!

Someone's angry!

I'm always angry.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2745 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:51 AM

Holy crap, I have Absinthe!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2746 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:52 AM

Make a bomb and blow those fox cubts to the sky.
I'm on the fruuty lexia.
Can't get more Ozzy than that unless youre sucking rolfs dick.

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#2747 B4TT

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:54 AM

I hate foxes too, cubts of things. Noisy bastards too they can be.

a fair few years ago I was with Pop trapping ducks, a forking fox got in over night and killed all the ducks that were in the trap but got stuck itself, was satisfying when he shot the cubt to shit haha.

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#2748 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:54 AM

fork, the more I look at these wheels, the more I want them.

Who wants some Koya's?

Harry, looking in your general direction!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2749 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:57 AM

I hate foxes too, cubts of things. Noisy bastards too they can be.

a fair few years ago I was with Pop trapping ducks, a forking fox got in over night and killed all the ducks that were in the trap but got stuck itself, was satisfying when he shot the cubt to shit haha.

Came home late one night and there was one sitting on my neighbours lawn!

In he middle of the forking suburbs! Haha..

, the more I look at these wheels, the more I want them.

Who wants some Koya's?

Harry, looking in your general direction!

Trade my STi wheels for your CS9's?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2750 Harry88

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:58 AM

Who wants some Koya's?

Harry, looking in your general direction!

They would look hella gay at stock height.

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#2751 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:58 AM

Pop's chooks used to get ripped to bits by the bastards.

Double barrel BOOM!

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#2752 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 12:58 AM

And cash my way?

Nah, CS9's won't be for sale, I like them too much.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2753 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:02 AM

WTF IS THIS SHIT!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2754 B4TT

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:02 AM

Pop's chooks used to get ripped to bits by the bastards.

Double barrel BOOM!

Yep hehe, those and Goannas used to go down pretty quick when they would go near pops chooks, he is scary quick and accurate with a gun, watched him nail a running goanna that was smashing up a tree, straight through the neck with a rifle, literally aimed for about 2 seconds as it ran and downed it.

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#2755 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:03 AM

And cash my way?

Nah, CS9's won't be for sale, I like them too much.

Haha, awww..

What specs are the Koya's?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2756 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:04 AM

BAHAHAHAHHA the claw of shame!!!!

WTF!!!!

How do I sign up for this shit?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2757 Harry88

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:05 AM

WTF IS THIS SHIT!

What the heck did I just watch?

What specs are the Koya's?

You should buy them.

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#2758 Samwise

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:07 AM

BAHAHAHAHHA the claw of shame!!!!

WTF!!!!

How do I sign up for this shit?

You want to show kids your wang?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#2759 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 01:08 AM

Nah, if you watched it properly, the robot does that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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