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#641 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:08 PM

YOU'RE MUCH SHORTER THAN I EXPECTED

This!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#642 simon

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:08 PM

I have a spare starter if it helps Simo. Probably just needs some new bushes.

I have injectors. Pay for postage and they are yours

You lads are both legends. I've got the wreck still with a starter & injectors. I will pull them out & see how they go. Cheers

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#643 Zac

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:09 PM

Did anyone get any pics of Simo pointing and smiling?

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#644 simon

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:10 PM

Argh, I was looking for you for a while Simo, I knew you came down, but I didn't see you

Dude I came & talked to you. Remember the midget. Its cool you were busy getting your droid going.

YOU'RE MUCH SHORTER THAN I EXPECTED

hahaha lol Story of my life. You my friend are forking tall!!!

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#645 Morgan

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:11 PM

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#646 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:11 PM

Simo, there is a few shots of us checking out cars together, it's so cute.

One shot with us in front of Adam's car, we should have been pointing at it, similar to you and the missus pointing at pictures.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#647 Zac

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:12 PM

Dude I came & talked to you. Remember the midget. Its cool you were busy getting your droid going.

Oh snap! That was you? It didn't even register. Thought it was just another random making fun of the quadcopter, but yeah, now I remember. Lol! Damn, should have actually spoken to you.

Dammit, now I have to wait till next year. Lol!

I didn't think you were a midget :ph34r:

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#648 simon

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:12 PM

@simo. GT has all but fixed your car

Yep legends!!!! The bloody lot of ya!!!

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#649 Bumpty

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:12 PM

YOU'RE MUCH SHORTER THAN I EXPECTED

Hahahaha

How tall do you think I am?
I can never guess what forum members look like.

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#650 Zac

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:13 PM

Hahahaha

How tall do you think I am?
I can never guess what forum members look like.

You look like a limp radish, don't you?

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#651 simon

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:14 PM

Simo, there is a few shots of us checking out cars together, it's so cute.

One shot with us in front of Adam's car, we should have been pointing at it, similar to you and the missus pointing at pictures.

Awww xoxo.

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#652 Morgan

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:15 PM

How tall do you have to be to stick your arm up a cowbum?
Cowvag

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#653 simon

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:15 PM

How tall do you have to be to stick your arm up a cowbum?

LOL!!!

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#654 Bumpty

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:22 PM

How tall do you have to be to stick your arm up a cowbum?Cowvag

Often have to stand on tippy toes

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#655 Morgan

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:24 PM

Are your cows giant cows or are you small?

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#656 Bumpty

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:44 PM

Are your cows giant cows or are you small?

It depends on if I'm wearing my heals I brought of hypnotic..
Not necessarily how tall the cow is, but how deep her cervix is

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#657 Adam

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:44 PM

Haha I've met Simo before and even I expected him to be taller!

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#658 Shaz

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:45 PM

I think I have a video of Simon pointing. And Ash telling me off for asking him questions so early.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#659 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:46 PM

It depends on if I'm wearing my heals I brought of hypnotic..

I would never sell my heals, they're too special to me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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