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#1001 Bumpty

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:19 PM

I do wear a small condom


...to make it look bigger

#1002 Bumpty

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:21 PM

Don't you love the feeling when towelling down after a shower and you realise you've forgotten to clean your bottom..




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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:23 PM

Haha


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:24 PM

Mow your lawn!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:24 PM

Moral of the story: Never borrow a car from a mechanic


Moral of the story, lend your car to a mechanic

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:28 PM

Nice


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:31 PM

Moral of the story: Never borrow a car from a mechanic panel beater.

 

 

You going to bill them back, Jase?

 

We are doing a deal.

He's going to paint (pending quote) to fit a new front bar and paint the bonnet, bar and blend into front guards while the insurance covers the damage to the rear quarter.

 

If I don't get it done, he gets a bill.

 

 

 

 

Moral of the story, lend your car to a mechanic

 

Haha

 

He said to me last time we had stuff done, "I like lending you cars, they come back better than when they left". :)


If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:34 PM

 

Our first meet spot was like 500m from my work. I thought about running in and grabbing a stack of labels and pens but forgot once I actually turned up  :P

 

 

LOL MOrgs


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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:36 PM

...to make it look bigger

 

To scare all your girls off?


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:37 PM

Mow your lawn!


Yea, might hit it with roundup. Just need to find some time.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:38 PM

Just get the cows to eat it.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:42 PM

Or Dylan.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:45 PM

Dylan wants to be paid.
There no cows here to eat it, makes me upset :(

Yes, bluey, to scare all my girls haha

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:46 PM

And by girls, you mean cows, right?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:49 PM

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:49 PM

And by girls, you mean cows, right?


Tasmanian local females.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:50 PM

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:51 PM

Holy crap, that's trippy.

 

LSD me, NOW!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:51 PM

Mind fuckers

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:52 PM

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