This topic is lockedQuestion why does Kevin always look down at the women's breasts?
Because he's tall, if he was Simons height he would have to look up at them.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:44 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:48 PM
They are always at eye level bro. Awesome.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:49 PM
Well played.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:50 PM
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:51 PM
Shower time forkers.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:52 PM
Considering what you do for work, I can't believe you don't shower when you get home.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:52 PM
They are always at eye level bro. Awesome.
I prefer being tall.
Because you can look at their face and still get a good breast view.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:02 PM
You look at there face?
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:03 PM
LOOK
THERE
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:05 PM
*Their
Also, if you look at their face, you're almost obligated to talk to them
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:08 PM
Haha. Whatever. Bewbs.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:09 PM
I meant more how you can look at cleavage and not look at cleavage?
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:10 PM
Whatever. Bewbs.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:10 PM
Whatever. Bewbs.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:13 PM
Considering what you do for work, I can't believe you don't shower when you get home.
I do wear a giant condom on my arm
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Hi 47 pages, you cubts are cutting loose.
Miss anything important?
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:15 PM
Moral of the story: Never borrow a car from a mechanic
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:15 PM
You going to bill them back, Jase?
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:15 PM
I do wear a small condom
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:18 PM
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