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#1681 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:04 PM

Dammit, can't re-jailbreak my phone, and cbf downgrading the software version.

 

Oh well, at least I have a lot of the apps that were missing back.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1682 nickknack

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:05 PM

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:06 PM

Many FB Lols...


 

 

 


#1684 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:07 PM

Many FB Lols...

 

So much!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1685 peteRS

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:08 PM

 

Cool, we used to go to O'dells. Richard (?) is a nice guy. We get all our meat from victoria now though haha

 That's a shame, Janet used to be well into looking for local produce/limited food miles and all that...Filthy sell out dike.


 

 

 


#1686 Adam

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:08 PM

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#1687 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:08 PM

What the fork is Crackle?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:10 PM

 That's a shame, Janet used to be well into looking for local produce/limited food miles and all that...Filthy sell out dike.

 

Hahahhahaha by "we" I meant my family.

 

All our shit at work is local stuff! She's still very into all that



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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:11 PM

What the :fork: is Crackle?

 

Fried pork skin! The shit is good too.


 

 

 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:12 PM

What the :fork: is Crackle?

The noise your dead hookers make when their corpses are burning.


 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:12 PM

 

Hahahhahaha by "we" I meant my family.

 

All our shit at work is local stuff! She's still very into all that

 

I stand by my statement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)


 

 

 


#1692 Adam

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:14 PM

Vic is a long way to drive for meat, Nack!

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:14 PM

Yeah i'm not going to comment



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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:14 PM

Smuggling meat across the border hey.. tsk tsk.


 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:15 PM

Just don't being any grapes to the hunter valley and you will be right.

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:16 PM

Vic is a long way to drive for meat, Nack!

 

My parents have a house down in Gippsland. Everytime they go, they bring back eskies full of meat to freeze. Our butcher down there uses all local animals and it's better than anything we've found here. They don't go down there only for meat, they just bring some back whenever they go



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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:17 PM

That's cool, man! :)

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:18 PM

Just don't being any grapes to the hunter valley and you will be right.

Yeah man, nothing worse than being a grape in the hunter valley.


 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:19 PM

Smuggling meat across the border hey.. tsk tsk.

 

Yeah I just hide it inside all the drugs



#1700 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 09:19 PM

Vic is a long way to drive for meat, Nack!

 

Not really.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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