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#1741 peteRS

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:28 PM

Do you own a diesel?


I'm really not going to start, I just don't understand.


 

 

 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:28 PM

I do


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1743 peteRS

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:29 PM

Liar.

 

I'm going to bed.

Sweet dreams cubts.


 

 

 


#1744 Harry88

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:29 PM

I'm with you on that one Pete. But thats a discussion for another thread or facebook status that will get way out of hand with "internet mechanics"



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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:31 PM

Pretty sure the folks new Ford Territory Diesel is in fact, a diesel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In saying the, the delvac in in the B4, thought I would try it to see what the fuss was about.


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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:32 PM

Do you own a diesel?


I'm really not going to start, I just don't understand.

This makes two of us. :)

 

Well three actually, I think Jase was also on this line of thought if I am not mistaken.


 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:33 PM

YAY!!!! Ice Hockey finally downloading.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1748 Harry88

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:34 PM

 

Well three actually

 

Ah cool so I'm not alone in my opinion lol

 

It just seems like the people that use it seem to speak louder than everyone else.



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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:36 PM

John Lennon, so good.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:36 PM

It just seems like the people that use it seem to speak louder than everyone else.

Good luck to them :)


 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:39 PM

Dear god, they bought a rear wheel drive Territory!

 

Didn't think that existed.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1752 Harry88

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:41 PM

Dear god, they bought a rear wheel drive Territory!

 

Didn't think that existed.

 

Well its basically a falcon underneath.



#1753 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:43 PM

That is a good point, can't wait until they pick it up,

 

 

skids!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1754 Harry88

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:48 PM

That is a good point, can't wait until they pick it up,

 

 

skids!

 

Skids and you actually drive over stuff.


Come to think of it there are quite a few 2wd SUV's on the market.



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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:49 PM

They bought it to tow the new caravan they are about to purchase.

 

Not sure what they plan to do with the current caravan.


My parents are Gypsies.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:50 PM

My parents are Gypsies.

 

That would explain a few things :P



#1757 Morgan

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:51 PM

Why you all having a Delvac rant? 

 

I've used the stuff for close to 100,000km and barely lost a drop. 

 

That's a win in my books.

 

 

 

Haha dad got the ISF serviced this week and the thing takes bloody 9L of oil...

 

HAHAHA


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:53 PM

Don't start, Morganus!


Ugh! Left my bottle of pepsi in the work fridge.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:54 PM

I don't get what I'm starting? If I have a good experience with something, does it not make sense to recommend it to someone who is asking for opinions? 


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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:55 PM

Jebus, it's midnight, and I haven't even begun my daily rounds of all the porn sites.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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