June GT

Started by B4TT, Jun 01 2014 02:41 AM

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#1821 Hypnotic

Everything you see is an hallucination

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:14 AM

Oh well, at least I'm still in bed right now, so that's a bonus

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1822 B4TT

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:15 AM

I'm at home. Boss didn't want me in to give every one else the flu

Told me to sleep in today and he would just presume that I would not be in (spoke to him yesterday)

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#1823 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:15 AM

In all honesty, there is no way I could do any of you guys jobs that have fixed hours. I am too unstable.

Someone would piss me off and I'd go postal in the first week. This is a fact.

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#1824 simon

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:16 AM

NBA on today. Where's Siminimon?

Im here mate, will be watchin!!!!! Lets go spurs!!!

~~SOLD Legacy GTB~~

~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#1825 Zac

1544C

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:16 AM

In all honesty, there is no way I could do any of you guys jobs that have fixed hours. I am too unstable.

Someone would piss me off and I'd go postal in the first week. This is a fact.

You'd deliver mail when pissed off?

~~2002 B4 Rev E~~

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#1826 Hypnotic

Everything you see is an hallucination

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:16 AM

Someone would piss me off and I'd go postal in the first week. This is a fact.

Huh sounds familiar.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1827 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:24 AM

Anyway, I'm off to do some work...leaves, come at me bro.

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#1828 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:34 AM

I'm loving how dumb some of our customers are getting.

"oh, so being that this tv can connect to my internet, so it could end up being infected with viruses?"

Me- "There is always that chance, what virus software do you use for your computer/tablet/phone?"

"I don't use any software"

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1829 Scuba-Roo

The local

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:35 AM

Shazbank i'll forward your emale address onto my mate who wanted a house loan, if thats cool with you? His been going to open houses just hasnt seen anything he likes yet.

Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates

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#1830 Shaz

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:36 AM

Shazbank i'll forward your emale address onto my mate who wanted a house loan, if thats cool with you? His been going to open houses just hasnt seen anything he likes yet.

Yeah no worries man. If he is a good mate of yours, I will look after him. Just tell him to send me a emale.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1831 CodeBurn3r

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:43 AM

Driving home last night, talked my daughter through loading the forum and got her to dictate the most recent posts to me.
Had to make sure she told he the user before she read the posts.
Adam.. Ok
Barachello.. Ok
Aek...Ok.
Hypno..... DONT READ THAT!
lol

ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."

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#1832 Bumpty

My wob dreams are now wet dreams

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:46 AM

11:15am-7pm for me.
What type of a shift is that!!

Smash.

Have done many a times.

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#1833 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:48 AM

That sounds about right.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1834 Hypnotic

Everything you see is an hallucination

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:52 AM

Toasted ham and cheese sammiches, good way to start the day.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1835 Adam

Snack down!

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:52 AM

Hahaha Ty.

Josh. Don't ever leave your job. What a legend

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#1836 Zac

1544C

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:52 AM

Hey Bumpty, does the rain fall up, where you come from?

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#1837 skillionaire

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:54 AM

Hahaha

Parenting 101

Daddy needs to check the GT

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#1838 Bumpty

My wob dreams are now wet dreams

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:56 AM

Driving home last night, talked my daughter through loading the forum and got her to dictate the most recent posts to me.
Had to make sure she told he the user before she read the posts.
Adam.. Ok
Barachello.. Ok
Aek...Ok.
Hypno..... DONT READ THAT!
lol

Haha.. Did think you were about to say, " I was talking my daughter how to load pics of herself onto the forum..."

In all honesty, there is no way I could do any of you guys jobs that have fixed hours. I am too unstable.
Someone would piss me off and I'd go postal in the first week. This is a fact.

+1 fork structure.
Welcome to the agriculture industry

I'm loving how dumb some of our customers are getting.

"oh, so being that this tv can connect to my internet, so it could end up being infected with viruses?"

Me- "There is always that chance, what virus software do you use for your computer/tablet/phone?"

"I don't use any software"

This is me bruv, you didn't swerve me two days ago did you?

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#1839 Hypnotic

Everything you see is an hallucination

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 09:58 AM

You'd know it was me, if I swerved you.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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