Jump to content


Photo

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE - 2015 GT

Started by skillionaire, Jan 01 2015 11:32 AM

  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
3066 replies to this topic

#521 Guest_KONG_*

Guest_KONG_*
  • Guests

Posted 07 January 2015 - 04:03 AM

What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years?.........Whitney Houston's crack pipe.


My dick.

#522 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 07 January 2015 - 04:12 AM

Your dick is Whitney Houston's crack pipe?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#523 Guest_KONG_*

Guest_KONG_*
  • Guests

Posted 07 January 2015 - 04:45 AM

I'm not going to lie, so.... Yes & no is the answer.

#524 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:26 AM

Heading to the pancake parlour for brunch a bit later. Fuck yeah!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#525 Guest_KONG_*

Guest_KONG_*
  • Guests

Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:30 AM

I haven't been there for years.  Thought they went belly up.

 

 

 

Would smash.


#526 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:31 AM

Nope. They do a roaring trade down here. We were there on Christmas morning also. Fun fun.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#527 Guest_KONG_*

Guest_KONG_*
  • Guests

Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:33 AM

They had one in Canberra that was open 24/7.  

 

Mad for early morning munchies after a drinking session. 


#528 Guest_KONG_*

Guest_KONG_*
  • Guests

Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:35 AM

How are the plasti dipped underwear treating your scales, Gemma?

 

Cheryl!!!!

 

How's your lady lumps?  And does your dad own a brewery because my face is leaving in 5 minutes.


#529 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:36 AM

Yep, the one we go to is 24 hour trade. 3am is a busy time.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#530 Zac

Zac

    1544C

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 15686 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Westside
  • Interests:Stuff

Posted 07 January 2015 - 07:40 AM

Mmmm Pancakes


2002 B4 Rev E

2004 Outback Premium 3.0R

#531 Harry88

Harry88

    Soccer Mom

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 12507 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Maitland, NSW

Posted 07 January 2015 - 07:44 AM

That's one good thing, I can apply for managerial type roles

 

There always seems to be those jobs going around here.

 

I have applied for some even though I don't have experience in it. I used to operate a kiosk by myself so I think that's sufficient experience lol


Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

#532 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 07 January 2015 - 07:55 AM

Yeah, that would count, I guess.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#533 Harry88

Harry88

    Soccer Mom

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 12507 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Maitland, NSW

Posted 07 January 2015 - 07:59 AM

I done open/close plus end of day balancing. Only thing I didn't have was anyone to tell what to do.


Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

#534 Zac

Zac

    1544C

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 15686 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Westside
  • Interests:Stuff

Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:01 AM

You told yourself what to do, didn't you? That should count


2002 B4 Rev E

2004 Outback Premium 3.0R

#535 Harry88

Harry88

    Soccer Mom

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 12507 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Maitland, NSW

Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:04 AM

You told yourself what to do, didn't you? That should count

 

Nope. I done whatever I felt like.


Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

#536 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:05 AM

Did

Posted Image

 

#537 Zac

Zac

    1544C

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 15686 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Westside
  • Interests:Stuff

Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:08 AM

Such a rebel. You should have fired yourself


2002 B4 Rev E

2004 Outback Premium 3.0R

#538 Harry88

Harry88

    Soccer Mom

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 12507 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Maitland, NSW

Posted 07 January 2015 - 08:12 AM

Did

 

I noticed that after I posted but I'm sure someone would have seen the sneaky edit.


Such a rebel. You should have fired yourself

 

Customers still got served so I still stand by my statements.


Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

#539 skillionaire

skillionaire

    Mr. Freshley

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 53591 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Mise En Place

Posted 07 January 2015 - 09:02 AM

unimog-u5000-china-1.jpg?109b36


#540 Miguel

Miguel

    Regular Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 788 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Geelong

Posted 07 January 2015 - 09:45 AM

You told yourself what to do, didn't you? That should count

Bonus points for doing it out loud.


MjC8i57.jpg

Back to Anything Goes


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

  1. Suby Club
  2. → Suby Club Community
  3. → Anything Goes
  4. Rules