This topic is lockedHUNGRY FOR DICK!
August GT
Started by Sven Smergberd, Aug 02 2015 12:34 PM
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 10:03 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 10:10 AM
Hahaha, beat me to it.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 10:13 AM
Would settle for that.
Bit of sauce and some chips onthe side.
Bit of sauce and some chips onthe side.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 10:15 AM
cockmeat sandwich
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#1145
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Snack down!
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:30 AM
Man I'm almost hungry enough to try that.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:34 AM
lol.
Might do an egg lettuce mayo sanga for lunch today
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
#1147
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:35 AM
I ate a bagel instead. Pilates really wore me out this morning.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:40 AM
Pilates
Bet you have a top bun too. Cunt
Bet you have a top bun too. Cunt
#1149
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:44 AM
squats fer dayz
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:46 AM
Yep 
. Thanks for complimenting my ass Adam, you homofuck.
Ha, got past the filter. SparkleDick.
. Thanks for complimenting my ass Adam, you homofuck.Ha, got past the filter. SparkleDick.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:49 AM
Mr Homofuck Von SparkleDick
cunt
shit
fuck
shitwinker
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:50 AM
NFL forkyeah
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 11:54 AM
I am wasting time on the 50 shades generator again.
had me in stitches earlier
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 12:40 PM
Bacon and eggs, followed by a kit kat chunky, and a can of monster.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FUCKIN MORNIN' CUBTS!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 01:00 PM
Bacon and eggs, followed by a kit kat chunky, and a can of monster.
I'll quote this at your autopsy.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 01:02 PM
I am wasting time on the 50 shades generator again.
had me in stitches earlier
needs more sharing on the GT for lols
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 01:07 PM
I'll quote this at your autopsy.
Better add a double espresso to the list then
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#1158
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 01:09 PM
The fucking makes me squirt my minge mucus all over his tallywacker. The unrelenting orgasms from his long-dong silver plowing my pink velvet sausage wallet made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his disco stick made my sex wee slobber like a slavering dog. With his tenderloin truncheon pounding deep into my soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of his womb ferret smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. I awoke the next morning with my moose knuckle still draining. I thought it was over but his pink tractor beam had other ideas.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 01:18 PM
Haha sausage wallet.
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Posted 26 August 2015 - 01:19 PM
He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. When he removed his all-beef thermometer from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the Mr. Hanky off his flesh gordon. He blasted a giant toilet twinkie on my chest puppies just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The thrusting of my rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his stilton sword deep in my poo pipe. With his love lollipop pounding deep into my cod cave, the sensation of his sperminator smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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