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Started by Sven Smergberd, Aug 02 2015 12:34 PM

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#1161 Shaz

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 02:13 PM

Lol, so many people losing their shit over Miranda Kerrs reebok photo.

Personally, I see absolutely no issue with it.

http://www.news.com....8-1227498058021

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1162 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 04:49 PM

Yeah, considering she spends most of her time posing in front of a camera wearing pretty much nothing, it makes no sense to me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1163 Shaz

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 04:51 PM

I would move her legs, if anything.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1164 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 04:56 PM

Ah haha, she's such a skank though, started off as this little princess, now she's with a new billionaire every week. Has slept with Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber (allegedly) and James Packer, fark what a shit list.

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#1165 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 04:58 PM

Yep, mega w.h.o.r.e.

I have beer.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1166 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:30 PM

Lil hot bitch. I remember seeing her in Portmans & Veet commercials when she was about 15yrs old.

Always thought she would go places......Pity those places include Packer & Bieber.

Bet she's well stuck up like a cubt now

Smashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

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#1167 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:34 PM

Scarnon you old cubt.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1168 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:36 PM

Just car shit bro. Hows the B4 treating you?

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#1169 simon

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:38 PM

Ha, you guys are talking like you wouldnt Fork her cause she's fucked Bieber.
Id stick my long-dong silver in her pink velvet sausage wallet any day.

In other news had about 8 inch of water running through my garage yesterday. Weather be forking cray cray!!!!

~~SOLD Legacy GTB~~

~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#1170 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:43 PM

Alive and well, Jkong

You know, even I could have told you your fuel pump issues were brant related, but I was busy getting a job.

Ha, you guys are talking like you wouldnt Fork her cause she's forked Bieber.
Id stick my long-dong silver in her pink velvet sausage wallet any day.

In other news had about 8 inch of water running through my garage yesterday. Weather be forking cray cray!!!!

Oh I wouldn't care who she got stuck in her, I'd fucking lick it out of her if it meant getting to go there.

Yeah, you heard it first.

Also, yeah you poor cubts are getting fuckin smashed.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1171 simon

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:46 PM

but I was busy getting a job.

Really?? Watcha doing??

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Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#1172 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:56 PM

Trialling it up at Autobarn. Mate was needing staff, and im doing nothing, so I went in today, and start tomorrow.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1173 simon

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 06:04 PM

Nice. Cheap parts. Winning!!!

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~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#1174 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 06:14 PM

Trialling it up at Autobarn. Mate was needing staff, and im doing nothing, so I went in today, and start tomorrow.

STFU Garry.

But cool.

You and Wob have to hate each other now right?

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#1175 Harry88

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 06:15 PM

Good shit ash.

Hopefully that place is alright

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#1176 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 06:26 PM

STFU Garry.

Ouch, if I had feelings that would hurt.

You and Wob have to hate each other now right?

You make it sound like we already don't hate each other.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1177 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 06:29 PM

Good shit ash.

Hopefully that place is alright

Churs cubt. It's a much nicer environment from JB, work wise and customer wise. The good thing is everyone is pretty chilled, so that's where it's similar to what i've been used to at JB (im still friends with almost everyone I worked with there), and my mate who manages the store is ex JB as well, so it should be good.

We shall see.

And yeah, sorry, that was very Garry-spec.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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