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[skillionaire]

come down here for the "tourist drives"

On from here. I find that there is possibly more people city bound that own 4WD (well that would make sense I suppose, lots more people... anyway). I don't really care if you own a 4WD in the city - it's become a cashed up bogan way of your wife to show off at the Rockingham shops. But, when we are on a single lane road where both cars need to get off the road to get through...... get off the fucking road. DIP A TYRE ON THE GRAVEL. SEE HOW SHE HANDLES. YOU OAKLEY SUNGLASSES BOARDSHORTS IN WINTER FOUR X BEER BELLIED FUCK.

Honestly. I used to play the worlds slowest game of chicken. I'm fine with dipping the left on the gravel at a buck or more, but when they don't even try. I get mad. I've driven right up to the bonnet of hire car drivers, gotten out of the car (we are talking serious backstreets here - they shat) and explained the rules of those roads to them.

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My car had those stupid roo things on when I purchased it - about as effective chopping off your own penis with a spoon.

[Morgan]

I havent hit a roo yet.
They work for me

Ive had some close calls so ill take my chances

[skillionaire]

Cant hear mine. And I have sensitive ears.
You must be a dog and not a human.

Just had the best mental image of you spazzing out "DON'T TOUCH MY EAAARRZZZZ THEY ARE SENSSSIITTAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE"




Also Roos are dumb. Josh just nailed it, they are like rain man devices. Seriously. You haven't hit a roo because you have them on your car? Or????????? Maybe you just haven't hit a roo.

Again, they irritate me so much. I can hear those plug in rodent things as well. My mates thought I was completely full of shit, so one grabbed a plug in device that he knew his mum had and next time I was round their house - I fucking heard it amongst having 10+ people playing pool and watching TV. Found it like after five minutes.

[buzzda]

I have mental roo shoo's.... I've never hit a roo or wallaby so they must work.

[Morgan]

Just had the best mental image of you spazzing out "DON'T TOUCH MY EAAARRZZZZ THEY ARE SENSSSIITTAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE"

Hahaha

You haven't hit a roo because you have them on your car? Or????????? Maybe you just haven't hit a roo.

Its definitely the shoo's
Well i know someone who has hit dozens of roos and after installing some shoos has hit ZERO.

[buzzda]

Well i know someone who has hit dozens of roos and after installing some shoos has hit ZERO.

Cause they already killed all the roo in the local area??

[skillionaire]

Fair enough mang, but 'round these parts - you can literally drive along tooting your horn and still hit one. Shit is insane. I have stories denouncing the powers of the roo shoo from locals that have put them on after not hitting any, and then getting towelled up by Australia's best boxer.

Hahaha, buzz. Nice.

[Morgan]

You got teh crezay rews in double ewe ay

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I had roo shoo's on my Queensland trip just to be safe, but the double sided tape holding them failed and they fell off. Probably due to the B4 driving at warp speed.

[skillionaire]

I now have 14 roos pretty much full time on my property, and it's only 75 acre.

Seriously. They are plague proportions down here. The dog food joint shut up shop, and he (seriously) didn't want to sell it to any out of towners, so noone took it over. He just closed it. So noone is shooting them.

What is the story behind noone Waltz?

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What is the story behind noone Waltz?

Whut?

[Morgan]

We got one eating mums rose garden.
Its only 1.75ac
She ain't happy

[skillionaire]

They are a menace though, they only eat new shoots. They are fussy buggers. Imagine the devastation you can do to a vineyard with a pack of animals that ONLY eat the NEWEST shoot on each vine. Across the whole vineyard.

Evil.

But they are so fussy, that once the vines get of age, they really don't eat that much from them. Most vineyards down here have become established, so that's another reason noone is shooting them.

Waltz: I've tried to think, but can't. Is it no one, or noone? Noone throws a dreaded red squiggle, but I often disregard that little line. Thoughts?

[buzzda]

I now have 14 roos pretty much full time on my property, and it's only 75 acre.

Seriously. They are plague proportions down here. The dog food joint shut up shop, and he (seriously) didn't want to sell it to any out of towners, so noone took it over. He just closed it. So noone is shooting them.

Got rifle??

Is no one

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Waltz: I've tried to think, but can't. Is it no one, or noone? Noone throws a dreaded red squiggle, but I often disregard that little line. Thoughts?

I've always used "no-one".

But i'm not quite sure.

Here we go:
http://www.usingengl...e-vs-noone.html

[buzzda]

noone is pronounced noon in my book

[Morgan]

Grammar Nazi says 'no one'

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Grammar Nazi says 'no one'

But Morgan, you are not the best at grammar, therefore you should not be Grammar Nazi.

Nik is.

[buzzda]

Me right

Something that can rouse pundits to fury. It should be no one. It can be hyphenated as no-one. If you lose the space or hyphen, you are left with a doubt as to a possible misspelling.