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[skillionaire]

Nope, not allowed a gun for various reasons.

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Nope, not allowed a gun for various reasons.

Reason 1:

Many beers are had at Nik's place.



Beers + Gun = Bad.

[skillionaire]

noone is pronounced noon in my book

That's an Englishman trying to say Noun in my book.

More like they really won't let me get one. But I like yours better, doesn't tarnish my character as much.


WAIT.

[buzzda]

Didn't ask if you were allowed to have gun

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Didn't ask if you were allowed to have gun

Like how I keep many small children in my cellar.
I'm technically not "allowed" to.


Get yourself a gun.

[skillionaire]

I'm not getting into this any further, but no, I will not be getting a gun.

Derringer maybe.

Anyway. Celebrate the day. I have no pants.

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I'm not getting into this any further, but no, I will not be getting a gun.

Derringer maybe.

Anyway. Celebrate the day. I have no pants.

No pants Tuesday!

Is it frowned upon to have no pants at work?



My Gf's Dad has a Slug-gun. He uses it to shoot pigeons in the backyard.

[skillionaire]

Taken about two hours ago, not much has changed since then. Awesome.



I usually come down pantless, but I go home earlier than this to pant up. Unfortunately I have a fair bit to do so the girls might get a shock.

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I usually come down pantless, but I go home earlier than this to pant up. Unfortunately I have a fair bit to do so the girls might get a shock.

We have a mega-hot receptionist, so coming to work pant-less might get a tad embarrassing.

[B4TT]

Not sure they would let me take a gun on the plane or I would take care of those roos for you pests of things.

[Morgan]

But Morgan, you are not the best at grammar

Only on Fridays. In the same way that you dont stalk on Fridays.
More important things to think about. Such as the weekend

We have a mega-hot receptionist, so coming to work pant-less might get a tad embarrassing.

This is something you arent supposed to mention. Unless it accompanied by pictures.


NOW

Or at least a link to her spaceface page

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This is something you arent supposed to mention. Unless it accompanied by pictures.


NOW

Or at least a link to her spaceface page

The weird thing is she doesn't have a facepage.

Who doesn't have one these days?

[B4TT]

I want pics Walts!... Share this mega hot receptionist - Hot girls were invented for sharing...

[Morgan]

[buzzda]

WE want pics Walts... tell her she'll be on the interwebz and she'll be nackers in no time.

[B4TT]

BTW Walts - I think it would be a better idea to turn up with no pants on if your receptionist is mega hot - she may see it as showing initiative* and be really attracted to you for it.



*or creepy (depends on the girl)

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No sharing, I could hack into her PC and steal some. But i would probably be fired for that.

[buzzda]

GO take a photo of her... NOW!!

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GO take a photo of her... NOW!!

Pretty much a mix between Megan Fox and Jessica Alba, in their primes.

But she's the biggest bogan, and she's stupid.

[skillionaire]

Who doesn't have one these days?

Only the hottest of the hot.