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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:13 AM

Yeah, I don't do snakes bro, no way. Don't know the first thing about them, and, like every good Australian, I am scared of things I don't understand.


Bears can smell the menstruation.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:14 AM

I don't even do Roach's... those mofos can survive some extreme shit, thats got to be a bit scary... I have seen dad being bitten by shitty carpet pythons, some unknown black looking spider (only made him a bit woosy for a night), unfortunately he tries to be too macho at times.

 


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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:17 AM

We have a saying back home, if you can't pronounce it, don't fuck with it.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:17 AM

I don't even do Roach's... those mofos can survive some extreme shit, thats got to be a bit scary...


They can survive a nuclear war but can't survive a piff of fucking mortein?

Wonder if a fucking t-rex would flip dead.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:17 AM

Words to live by.

 


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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:17 AM

You have to be up at seven too, get your kip on Lukosh!

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:18 AM

We have a saying back home, if you can't pronounce it, don't fuck with it.


Vagina is only 3 syllables Nik.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:19 AM

Yeah I know.... I should... I will finish this beer and get some shut-eye.

 


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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:19 AM

I've still got an Armageddon IPA.

Phew.

Some relief from this heatige y0.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:20 AM

They can survive a nuclear war but can't survive a piff of fucking mortein?


The fuck is a piff?

Hot as a motherfucker in this. I still have those fatties, but I think I'll hold off. Responsible for kids tomorrow.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:20 AM

Puff I think he meant...... hes a poof :P

 


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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:21 AM

The fuck is a piff?


Same as a bit.

Puff I think he meant...... hes a poof :P


Nah piff is when you just throw something a little bit. Not a throw but not a put.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:23 AM

Haha, the best bit is Josh probably believes that - considering he's 3 hours further in than us.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:25 AM

LOL not yet. I am only just coming onto my usual work night bed time.

 


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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:26 AM

Piff off.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:26 AM

I got it from Martin/Molloy 'Peas' where the old lady piff's her dead dog into a field.

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:28 AM

You know one saying i'm sick of?

"off the hook".

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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:28 AM

Dog should have bailed on that situation...




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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:29 AM

Not if you get some random chick pregnant and she decides to abort it and tells you "your off the hook"......

 


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Posted 12 February 2011 - 12:29 AM

Dog should have bailed on that situation...


It's illegal to do burnouts in your dog.

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