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[skillionaire]

Did I drop that tonight? I haven't said off the hook for about ten years as far as I know, but I get a bit Fremantle after a few sherberts.

I'd say fuck you, you illiterate bitch.

Not if you get some random chick pregnant and she decides to abort it and tells you "your off the hook"......

YOU'RE

[B4TT]

LOL my excuse tonight will be it is 1:30am and I have been drinking.

[skillionaire]

OFF DA HIZAAY

Off the wall was where we started, off the hook came later.

[ams]

Off the wall was where we started, off the hook came later.

Imagine curing pregnancy with a wall hook...while it's still on the wall.

[skillionaire]

[B4TT]

Your guys seem a little more sophisticated than mine Nik, where my school was (ghetto) people wouldn't be able to come up with that shit, to fucked on sniffing paint and petrol.

Just to clarify not my mates by any stretch of the imagination.. just people who kind of hung around the area.

[skillionaire]

Most of my vocabulary didn't come from school. But fair point. We used to have a bit of a sniff crowd - I remember a story but it's not worth repeating. Needless to say, I ain't never stooped like that before. Fuck, remember people on nangs and shit? Fucking hell.

[B4TT]

I don't think these had really ever been to school, not being a racist but it was an aboriginal neighbourhood, we seen some fucked up shit. hostage situations, houses being burnt down... remember my first year there a dude I knew was bashed with a bicycle (thrown at him and repetatively smashed on top of him) because this one guy who was hanging on the street thought he looked at him from the bus... dude peddled about a Km to get to the bus and do it.

[ams]

Needless to say, I ain't never stooped like that before. Fuck, remember people on nangs and shit? Fucking hell.

OFF THE HIZZAY!

[skillionaire]

Yeah it's weird how shit goes down. We were walking from the train one day in a pretty nice part of Perth and young dude waltzed up to the bloke we barely knew and trucked him straight in the face, dude spent fuck knows how long in hospital getting surgery on his face after the skateboard skulled him - dude is a lawyer now.

Go figure.

[B4TT]

I barely feel like I have slept yet

[B4TT]

Oh mother fucker!! Place I am going has no parking, it says catch the train which drops you out front..... Motherfucking shitty rail have closed my line again for track works...... Replaced by the fucking bus, THE FUCKING BUS!

Gag this motherfucker stinks and all. I don't do buses. Fucking hell..

[B4TT]

It's illegal to do burnouts in your dog.

Yet Keira still tears your yard up

[Morgan]

waltzed

QFT

Morning

[Shaz]

Morning CARNTS.

Chucking some tints on AussieTemplars car in about 1hr. Fark I'm tired but.

Cheers,
Shazza

[Alex]

Morning gangas.

My little Nephew's 2nd Birthday today. Little kent's going on four, I swear.

Clever little booger.

Got a jumping castle and shiz for him. BBQ. Kebab Machine. Slushie Machine. Face painting.


Now to find a bitch to paint her face.

[Shaz]

I hope this rain holds off for a few hours. Tinting in the rain is shit.

Cheers,
Shazza

[B4TT]

Im almost a dr! Hahaha day one of the two days is almost over.

[ams]

Im almost a dr! Hahaha day one of the two days is almost over.

I'm pretty sure that qualifys you to perform vaginal* exams.











*of an elephant

[B4TT]

It's ok, I won't tread on your toes and move in on your turf. All yours bro.