But yes, dogs have a knack of sitting there watching you set up a bed or similar for them, sitting on it for two seconds, and then immediately moving about an inch to the left of it.
"I ain't moving shit, dog. I already made that spot for you"
"..............................................................." <- dog looking at you in a completely dog like fashion...
"Ahhit. I'll move it, but you better use it this time!"
Haha troofs.
"I don't often sit on my bed, but when I do, I chew on stuff"
