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[skillionaire]

[B4TT]

Was this Lish's flashing the cops ticket?

[ams]

Where's wally?

[Ren-dog]

Rendog eats bullets for lunch and hand grenades for dinner.

Damn straight.

[skillionaire]

Ahh I understand now.

That is stupid.

Exactly. For reference, it was a hand written infringement notice paid within three days of receipt at the roadside. So my serious question is really how they can accept an infringement notice on their side, that is out of date by nearly five weeks? Obviously they keep no record of when they infringements are lodged on the state side? Odd.

Was this Lish's flashing the cops ticket?

Nope. Different.

And they wonder why we hate them?

[ams]

Imagine if girls were ranked and numbered (inc. name badges/tattoo's) by how many octopus's they can hold inside them and they even get a little sticker - like when you buy an esky - that shows their liter'ige capacity.

You'd have to make the assumption the octopii are not using their suckers because those ***** can hold on through a tornado (common knowledge) so if they had suckers running at say, 80% capacity - they'd be able to fit literally hundreds.

[Ren-dog]

You spend to much time thinking about that shit.

[ams]

Was this Lish's flashing the cops ticket?

She flashed cops?

[B4TT]

litreage in number of Octopuses?

[ams]

Literage of storage, measured in octopii.

3 octopus = 1 cubic foot.

[B4TT]

Who has the job of measuring said capacity.. and inserting them to find out?

"Surprisingly spacious!! this compact model may look small on the outside, but boasts 3ft^3 of octostorage space! a must have for the Octopus enthusiast"

[ams]

They're a standard measurement.

It's for bragging rights, so they measure it themselves.

[B4TT]

So basically it is a trust system.. based on the self evaluation of a female? .. do they at least have to walk out and queef them out onto the ground in front of someone who can make an official count? keep the system honest.

[ams]

So basically it is a trust system.. based on the self evaluation of a female? .. do they at least have to walk out and queef them out onto the ground in front of someone who can make an official count? keep the system honest.

Dude, it's not the 'ing Guinness book of records....

[B4TT]

Will you be basing your future purchases on the system that you have just invented?

[skillionaire]

Literage of storage, measured in octopii.

3 octopus = 1 cubic foot.

So this is 6 octopuses?

[ams]

I think it has merit, that's for sure.

Jus' sayin, consider it....

words

Cubic foot, not rubix foot.

[Ren-dog]

http://forum.jdmstyl...1992-Suabru-SVX
More i look, more i want.

[Morgan]

queef them out

Interesting

[skillionaire]

Cubic foot