Hahaha, must have been flagged as spam. Here it is.
[/qDear Sir,
I am enquiring about your exquisite example of a fine motor vehicle. Although, this email is more of warning, rather then anything. Due to the extreme nature of this motor vehicle, and the enormous amount of prowess that encumbers such heritage, I regret to inform you that you may have perhaps advertised weapons of mass seduction on Gumtree, which are strictly disallowed. Basically, as you drive this car, you are putting the lives of many innocents at danger, purely from the sheer volumes of vagina that will be thrown directly at you, and in and around your mouth, from those whos knees tremble at the sheer amount of awesomeness this car displays.
In addition to this, it is also a massive danger to the very foundations upon which we live. The unmeasurable power of the B4 has the means to rip the Earth directly into 2. I mean, you could put all the blacks and other “unassociable” people onto Second Earth, whilst leaving the rest of us to live in peace, and harmony on the other, but then they would develop a sense of belonging, and most likely try and start a war with us, using KFC and watermelon. I mean, none of us want that. But, on the plus side, as you have so far been able to control the power, perhaps you could use it to our advantage. I mean, if you filled your B4 motor with gold, unobtanium, 13 of Konys child soldiers and diamond reinforced diamonds as upper engine cleaner, and pointed your exhaust toward second earth, I’d imagine the destructiveness of initial start up would be similar to that of 27 Death Stars (Being conservative, of course), which could eradicate war from second earth (And second earth in the process).
But then, that leaves us with only half of an earth. Perhaps you could modify this car to take us to the nearest star system. It is more then capable of going the speed of light, yes?
Thanks,
GTShaz
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