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General Thread 01 for 2013
Started by mark300, Jan 01 2013 12:59 AM
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:08 PM
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:09 PM
BOSS B4.
Only wants to start when it wants to, not when you tell it to.
NOONE TELLS A B4 WHAT TO DO.
When its ready to start it will. Never before.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:09 PM
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:17 PM
Josh when I read your description 'hows the humidity' i read it in steve buscemi's voice.
Well done.
Well done.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:22 PM
Haha. Man in Busselton (near Nik's place) caught drink driving twice in one night.
http://www.news.com....y-1226554196307
http://www.news.com....y-1226554196307
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:35 PM
What a dick. I can't stand drink drivers, but to get caught twice, IN THE SAME NIGHT. 
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:36 PM
Wow. Someone was hit when they were shot at and killed this arvo in wetherill park! (My work suburb)
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:41 PM
Fark! That's not good. Probably drug-related. Isn't it a usual occurrence in those suburbs?
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:50 PM
Chuck Norris was part of the design team for the B4, he wanted a vehicle with as much torque as his own grip. Unfortunately after installing Brant alarms they became self aware. He was no longer able to control their reign of terror and has since abandoned the land down under. He now resides in fear at an undisclosed location.When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:53 PM
Wow. Someone was hit when they were shot at and killed this arvo in wetherill park! (My work suburb)
Wait, they actually hit someone??
Must have been someone from out-of-state.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:54 PM
You got that right.
Gosh he's funny when he has his scenes in The Expendables 2. Makes me laugh every time the camera is on him!
1,000th post. Milestone. Just saying. Congratulations necessary.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:57 PM
Congrats.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:57 PM
HA!!
Wait, they actually hit someone??
Must have been someone from out-of-state.
Hellooooooo everybody!!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:57 PM
Thanks.Congrats.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:02 PM
Lager drinkers - Oettinger pils $29/case @ DansHEY BUDDY!
Got our engagement party this Saturday.
I'm in charge of buying beer, 8 cartons. What to buy? Go.
Oh, and 1 cider.
Ale drinkers - Coopers Green or Squires 150 Lashes if you want to stay mainstream and appeal to most.
Lower alc - Little creatures Rogers'. Personally i think this is just a bloody good beer period.
Cider - Pipsqueak by Little Creatures
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:10 PM
In year 7, I had a girlfriend for two weeks.
Elvis officiated her wedding ceremony in Vegas in November 2009
In year 9, I had a girlfriend for 2 months.
I'm attending her wedding in less than a month and she attended mine. Still good friends
Lol.
Melbourne wheel posting post over again lol
it does to me.
Does this make sense?!
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:11 PM
Lager drinkers - Oettinger pils $29/case @ Dans
Ale drinkers - Coopers Green or Squires 150 Lashes if you want to stay mainstream and appeal to most.
Lower alc - Little creatures Rogers'. Personally i think this is just a bloody good beer period.
Cider - Pipsqueak by Little Creatures
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:19 PM
Wait, they actually hit someone??
Must have been someone from out-of-state.
It's gotta be a first. Must not have actually been aiming at the victim
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:29 PM
thats what i thought!It's gotta be a first. Must not have actually been aiming at the victim
Isn't it a usual occurrence in those suburbs?
'ed if i know. I just work there!
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:31 PM
Personally i think this is just a bloody good beer period.
How good would it be if chicks bled beer from their vaginas instead of snake eggs.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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