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[Morgan]

Has anyone on this forum died?

[B4TT]

I've got a gay mate that can put away more piss then I can in a night.

He's not really gay then.

A love of boobs that flows through the veins of straight men is what neutralises the otherwise fatally toxic chemicals found in hops.

Has anyone on this forum died?

Me. but not from beer.

[Harry88]

Idiot customer of the day. His phone is completely smashed. Didnt take out insurance and expects to get a new phone because it wasn't his fault that he got hit by a car.

[Shaz]

Finished work early today. Get told I can have the next two days off. Wudd Upp!

Winning!

[mark300]

Mark - No worries mate. Just cross reference the ACN with what you have to confirm 100%.

Yeah all confirmed 100% that its them and are in administration now. feel pretty sorry for the guys that work there. word is the company dont even have enough money to pay them all last weeks wages

[Delete This Account]

Was this actually one of you blokes? I thought it was spam yesterday:

"Hi Sir,

Can you please inform me if this car is still for sale.

I have not heard back from you and have wondered if this has sold.

Wazeem"

What sort of name is Wazeem?

[B4TT]

Looks to be Arab Walts, Dunno.

http://www.linkedin....ub/dir/Wazeem/

Or maybe Indian too... I googled the name and you get Arabs and Indians coming up.

[RX25SE]

Jase, I sent your joke re. Gillard to Dad... loved it LOL.

Glad he liked it.

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It's just his question yesterday was this:
"Hi Fren!

Can you tell me how powerful this car goes? I am looking to purchase a car that is comfortable for the baby but has go on the road.

Wazeem"

I just assumed it was one of you thundercunts, I guess not then??

[Adam]

Hahaha

Oh god. Imagine a b4 in the hands of some Indians!

[Shaz]

Wasn't me Walter

[mark300]

tell him its too much power for him to handle, he couldnt control it, not safe for children to be around something that is powered by the fires of hell itself

[B4TT]

Tell him it produces more power than he does when sitting on the toilet after a bad vindaloo

[Shaz]

tell him its too much power for him to handle, he couldnt control it, not safe for children to be around something that is powered by the fires of hell itself

What the did you just 'ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 'ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 'ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 'ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 'ing dead, kiddo.

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I replied with this:

"Hello Wazeem,


Yes, the car is still for sale.



Sorry I forgot to reply to your enquiry yesterday!



Yes, the car is very powerful and would bring a smile to anyone's face, but also, it is spacious enough for a family.

The suspension in it is fairly firm, but I also have the stock suspension that will be included with the car to make it very comfortable again.



Please let me know if you need any more information.



Thank you,

Tom."









In all truthfulness, the suspension is firm as . It's like driving while sitting on a pile of rocks.

But the stock billy's are good if anyone wants to put them back on.

[ams]

Idiot customer of the day. His phone is completely smashed. Didnt take out insurance and expects to get a new phone because it wasn't his fault that he got hit by a car.

If he included it in the car crash report, he MIGHT be able to get it included as damaged in the crash and replaced under insurance that way.

[B4TT]

You should take the suspension off and sell it to me with your exhaust.

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I definitely think it's one of you blokes 'ing with me now. Nik?

"Hi Thom,

Thank you for finally replying to me.

Will I be having to put the other suspension in this car for comfort? My wife is pregnant again and my baby is young and I would not like to damage his head.

Are the brakes supposed to be in red on this car or have you made them in this way yourself?

I have also seen in one of your pictures there is a round thing that says '30 BOOS" I am not familier with what this means?"

[Shaz]

Hahahaha. Definitely isn't me Walts.

[Delete This Account]

Sounds like you.