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[mark300]

What the did you just 'ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 'ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 'ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 'ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 'ing dead, kiddo.

errr what?

[B4TT]

I just sent you one

[Harry88]

Weird question but does anyone here pay for tv? ie foxtel. There are some guys in the centre trying to sign people up. I really didn't think anyone really still paid for tv when they have the internet.

[B4TT]

@Walts, I do think you seem like the worlds most paranoid seller, or are you just putting off selling the car?

[Shaz]

errr what?

Hahahahaha.

Just a copypasta from /b/

[Harry88]

If he included it in the car crash report, he MIGHT be able to get it included as damaged in the crash and replaced under insurance that way.

I'm pretty sure he wasnt in a car.

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@Walts, I do think you seem like the worlds most paranoid seller, or are you just putting off selling the car?

Not paranoid.

I just know you're all a bunch of *****.

[mark300]

Hahahahaha.

Just a copypasta from /b/

haha. i was sitting here thinking 'what the have i done to piss shaz off this bad?'


Harry - we still have foxtel, good for live sports

[ams]

I'm pretty sure he wasnt in a car.

...a car punched him?

Was the car a bouncer at a club and he was rowdy?

Was the car a security guard for the barackizzle obamizzle and someone tried to hurt him?

Was the car a chinese spy who was found out and tortured by adam's dog?

Was the car named chris brown and hit his girlfriend rihanna?

Any of these are likely scenarios, however I feel his insurance probably won't cover it.

[B4TT]

Not paranoid.

I just know you're all a bunch of *****.

I guess it is true that we are a bunch of cvnts .... did you get my one yet CVNT? hahahahaa the one with CVNT in it is from me.

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"Oh this car is a turbos.
the paint looks to be in shiny condition, is this paint from the start or has it been painted.

I have been also adviced to ask if this car has been in a accident before.

I am sorry for if I ask too many questions, I am new to this country from rural Pakistan where there are not many cars as most people still use camels or donkeys for transport.
I am only looking to purchase a car now for the second time.

Wazeem"


Hahahahaha

[Harry88]

...a car punched him?

Was the car a bouncer at a club and he was rowdy?

Was the car a security guard for the barackizzle obamizzle and someone tried to hurt him?

Was the car a chinese spy who was found out and tortured by adam's dog?

Was the car named chris brown and hit his girlfriend rihanna?

Any of these are likely scenarios, however I feel his insurance probably won't cover it.

haha I dont know mate. I try not to ask about peoples personal lives.

[B4TT]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 'ing donkeys ahagahahahahagagagag

[Harry88]

@walts. I know you want to sell the car but I would rather it go to a good home. I have this feeling wazeem will park it into a tree.

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@walts. I know you want to sell the car but I would rather it go to a good home. I have this feeling wazeem will park it into a tree.

I don't really care who it goes to.

I mean, it would be nice if they looked after it. But if they just pay good money I'd be happy.

[skillionaire]

Why downgrade from a donkey?

[mark300]

Ask wazeem he might know why

[B4TT]

hahaha how did you tell him that you skidded into a guard rail?

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It has to be you Nik. His grammar isn't bad for a Pakky.

His latest reply:
"Thank You
I will talk with the Imam at my Mosque about this car."

Come on Nikko, tell me if that's you?

[mark300]

Haha I agree its gotta be nik