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I wish I could Garden like this guy...
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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 09:58 PM
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 09:59 PM
Well I think if an Aussie says AFL isn't football, he loses his citizenship doesn't he? Its the law here, right?HAHAHAHAH This guy!!
What's wrong with Aussies? I hear they are easy to swat.
I hate Sydney... even more now..From Sydney!
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 09:59 PM
Wouldn't know, I'm not AussieWell I think if an Aussie says AFL isn't football, he loses his citizenship doesn't he? Its the law here, right?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 09:59 PM
Then you'll owe me another drink...I'll buy you a drink when we meet up, then drink it.
I'm Aussie...Wouldn't know, I'm not Aussie
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:00 PM
I see you have played this game beforeThen you'll owe me another drink...
I'm Aussie...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:01 PM
Was just being light hearted boys. Bloke was a wanker and I just had to find something to kick him out for. Haha
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:02 PM
Well I think if an Aussie says AFL isn't football, he loses his citizenship doesn't he? Its the law here, right?
I think you get hung in Victoria..
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:03 PM
Gathered thatWas just being light hearted boys. Bloke was a wanker and I just had to find something to kick him out for. Haha
Depends on who you talk to, I'm happy the the Bombers won last night, but i'm not over the top passionate about AFL
I think you get hung in Victoria..
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:05 PM
Drinking games are fun... will have to play some with everyone on the HV cruise..I see you have played this game before
I've been a citizen for 15 years now... lol... longer than I was a Singapore citizen...
Sounds about right... I think Sydney is too relaxed on that rule... AFL is the only game in Vic.. well the only one that really matters to anyone there I guess..
I think you get hung in Victoria..
How you deal with all these people all the time, and have not killed anyone yet, I have no idea...Was just being light hearted boys. Bloke was a wanker and I just had to find something to kick him out for. Haha
I promise you, if I did what you do for just 1 day, I'd be arrested for manslaughter before Close Of Business...
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:05 PM
Sweet as!Drinking games are fun... will have to play some with everyone on the HV cruise..
Lol, you could have been here for a year and I would still class you more of an Aussie than half the people that live here.I've been a citizen for 15 years now... lol... longer than I was a Singapore citizen...
Also, i'm the whitest guy you will meet......
..unless you meet an albino.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:05 PM
Was just being light hearted boys. Bloke was a wanker and I just had to find something to kick him out for. Haha
Marco Pierre White... excerpt from 'White Heat'...It took me Seven Months before I kicked out my first guest. After that, I couldn't stop"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:07 PM
Shot shot shot!!!Sweet as!
Lol, you could have been here for a year and I would still class you more of an Aussie than half the people that live here.
Also, i'm the whitest guy you will meet......
..unless you meet an albino.
Haha... wait till you meet my wife... she is pretty white too... but she is a Kiwi...Guess she married me for citizenship...
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:07 PM
Also, i'm the whitest guy you will meet......
Nice timing with the White bit.
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:08 PM
I think you get hung in Victoria..
HI,Sounds about right... I think Sydney is too relaxed on that rule... AFL is the only game in Vic.. well the only one that really matters to anyone there I guess..
Used to be called VFL for a reason!
Hahaha nice!Shot shot shot!!!
Haha... wait till you meet my wife... she is pretty white too... but she is a Kiwi...Guess she married me for citizenship...
Are you calling me fat?
Nice timing with the White bit.
hahaha yeah I thought it work out well, like we planned it or something
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:09 PM
Well Lads, its been fun... but I'm tired... spent the day running around getting things the wife wanted picked up... so off to bed.. yes I know its early, but I won't be going to sleep just yet... LOL!
Laters.
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:10 PM
Pfft, young people!!
Ima bout to head out.
Niko, is the Imperial the place we went to last time you were here? (Melbs that is)
Ima bout to head out.
Niko, is the Imperial the place we went to last time you were here? (Melbs that is)
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:14 PM
Early night for me too
Have fun all.
Have fun all.
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:15 PM
Farewell boys, it's been fun, I guess.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:30 PM
Morning..!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 10:34 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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