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#5081 B4TT

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:03 AM

In my opinion, time is THE most valuable asset, space being a close second. Sydney just does not accommodate 'real' living...just a (pretty damn average) 'lifestyle.

Could not agree more!

 


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:04 AM

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:05 AM

All his neighbours are barking dogs.


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:06 AM

My cousins new rig he just got registered after building it for a while.

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Defected the first night he took it out too much low. Lol.
 


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:08 AM

Nope, they are the only two. All his neighbours are barking dogs.


HAHAHAHAHA so true

I have plans to move south. Snow mtns region :)

Must set selves up financially first.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:09 AM

Could not agree more!

P.s...We should be together, too.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:10 AM


Good call...
I kinda yearn for days gone by...simpler times and far fewer people.
It's a shame that it all becomes about money these days and being able to 'afford' things.
Human's and their needs, we are so Lol.

Days gone by... the simpler life... where you didn't have to work so much and still live a good live... ahhhhh...

Nah... I will really look into moving to Brisbane or something in the future.. maybe before my daughter starts highschool... let her do Primary school here or something first... we'll see... by then, might have about half my house paid for, then I can sell up in Shitney and move somewhere better...

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:10 AM

Morning all! I just got up.


Ash flew to the US and lobbed a pubic hair ridden razor at hugh jackman while professing her love for him.

I thought I only dreamt this.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:11 AM

Haha, far too much low.

Also, down two staff members already, hahaha. Everyone is sick. I hate working on days that you've been looking forward to having off. I had my gourmet monday planned and errry'ting.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:13 AM

HAHAHAHAHA so true

I have plans to move south. Snow mtns region :)

Must set selves up financially first.

Oh man... I'd love to move further south... even to *gulp* NZ... where the wife is from... but she won't go anywhere cold, so thats a no go for me... :(

Even Canada is a no... :(

Lol! Thats why I was thinking Brisbane... somewhere relatively warmer... and slower pace and good people hopefully.. not a neighbourhood of barking dogs...

Haha, far too much low.

Also, down two staff members already, hahaha. Everyone is sick. I hate working on days that you've been looking forward to having off. I had my gourmet monday planned and errry'ting.

Poor Nik... damn those sick people... chicken soup and they should be back at work...

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:14 AM

Days gone by... the simpler life... where you didn't have to work so much and still live a good live... ahhhhh...


Not completely sure about the not working so much!?!?! Every old bugger I know around here still does work like a fuckin' machine.

You should move to Adelaide.

Poor Nik... damn those sick people... chicken soup and they should be back at work...


I have very strict rules that you are NOT to come into work sick. I am NOT getting sick.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:17 AM

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:19 AM


Not completely sure about the not working so much!?!?! Every old bugger I know around here still does work like a fuckin' machine.

You should move to Adelaide.



I have very strict rules that you are NOT to come into work sick. I am NOT getting sick.

I do like working, but I don't like seeing my whole pay go to just living comfortably... like it goes to the mortgage, which is not for a mansion or anything and just bills and food and stuff... I don't live an extravagent life, and I earn quite well I think, but still, nothing much saved to show for it... things are just too exp in sydney...

Maybe you should wear a BIo Suit.. then sick people can work there... and taint everything... lol

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:20 AM

Haha, yeah, not sure I want to have to put up a sneeze guard in my production areas. :)

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:23 AM

I hate it when customers come into work and then start coughing, sneezing and spluttering all over you. At that stage I would love to ask them to leave, however not allowed to :(

Also kids screaming, take them outside, don't stand there and talk to me while they are screaming, I will walk off.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:24 AM

I make customers go outside if they look really sick.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:26 AM

I make women customers go outside if they look really sick, Posted Image'ing women. Get back to the kitchen


 


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:28 AM

Haha, yeah, not sure I want to have to put up a sneeze guard in my production areas. :)

Haha... super secret recipe yo... LOL!

Nah... thats just yuck...

I hate it when customers come into work and then start coughing, sneezing and spluttering all over you. At that stage I would love to ask them to leave, however not allowed to :(

Also kids screaming, take them outside, don't stand there and talk to me while they are screaming, I will walk off.

Its worse if the cough and stuff, or blow their nose, then after u help them out or something, they want to shake your hand... even the exchange of money with a sick person is quite yuck...

My wife is a clean freak... so when baby is even playing with the change in her piggy bank, after playing with the coins, the wife will sanitise baby's hands coz stuff on coins is yuck too...

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:28 AM

Pfft. I'm in the business of selling things that people don't really need - the woman is the one you keep happy, as they will be making the purchasing decision.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:30 AM

Since its just guys in GT, except for Ash who doesn't count... yeah women... back in the kitchen...

Or just stop taking our jerbs..

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