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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:31 AM
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:31 AM
Ahhh times have changed... What happened to the tripadvisor Nik, who tells women to wait outside till the guys are done with their drinks, then they can come in and clean up... lolPfft. I'm in the business of selling things that people don't really need - the woman is the one you keep happy, as they will be making the purchasing decision.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:33 AM
yep same, they always need to speak to their "financial advisor". A few of us have had complaints before after telling some of these people that while theyPfft. I'm in the business of selling things that people don't really need - the woman is the one you keep happy, as they will be making the purchasing decision.
are asking for approval they should also ask for their balls back
>>>INSERT WITTY COMEBACK HERE<<<Since its just guys in GT, except for Ash who doesn't count... yeah women... back in the kitchen...
Or just stop taking our jerbs..
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:33 AM
Yeah, I can see how you'd get in trouble for saying that... LOL!yep same, they always need to speak to their "financial advisor". A few of us have had complaints before after telling some of these people that while they
are asking for approval they should also ask for their balls back
I don't ask for permission though, I just say I'm going to discuss with my wife... which most of the time means I don't want it , but I'm too polite to say f-off to your face
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:36 AM
applied to go back to uni last week, now im sitting here trying to decide what i want to major in with my degree, whether i do a double degree, double majors, then what subjects for electives
so many choices to make!!!
so many choices to make!!!
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:37 AM
If you are one of those people that stands there for 30mins asking questions for something you don't want, then you are moron. I hope you're notYeah, I can see how you'd get in trouble for saying that... LOL!
I don't ask for permission though, I just say I'm going to discuss with my wife... which most of the time means I don't want it , but I'm too polite to say f-off to your face
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
Nah... I'm the kind of person who goes to a shop and knows more about the item than the person trying to sell it to me... and they learn from me... Research win...If you are one of those people that stands there for 30mins asking questions for something you don't want, then you are moron. I hope you're not
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
applied to go back to uni last week, now im sitting here trying to decide what i want to major in with my degree, whether i do a double degree, double majors, then what subjects for electives
so many choices to make!!!
Oh dear...the above reads like you have decided to spend your life studying? Professional Student?
Get a Job...and STAY OFF MY LAWN.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:40 AM
Oh dear...the above reads like you have decided to spend your life studying? Professional Student?
Get a Job...and STAY OFF MY LAWN.
nah not gonna be a professional student.
i currently work full time, and that wont be changing when i go back to uni later this year, i will just be studying part time while i still work.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:42 AM
Lol... double degree shouldn't take that long... something like 4.5 to 5 years I guess... and a normal degree is like 3 years... he's still young... not like us older people...
Oh dear...the above reads like you have decided to spend your life studying? Professional Student?
Get a Job...and STAY OFF MY LAWN.
Double degree part time? dude... you got guts... what you planning on studying?
nah not gonna be a professional student.
i currently work full time, and that wont be changing when i go back to uni later this year, i will just be studying part time while i still work.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:45 AM
This is so true... I love being a software engineer...
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:46 AM
Yeah I am surprised with everything being at people's finger tips these days, they still don't research.Nah... I'm the kind of person who goes to a shop and knows more about the item than the person trying to sell it to me... and they learn from me... Research win...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:47 AM
Full of win! Make it now! DO EEEEEET!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:47 AM
23 this year. im planning about 5-5.5 years to do the degreeLol... double degree shouldn't take that long... something like 4.5 to 5 years I guess... and a normal degree is like 3 years... he's still young... not like us older people...
Starting off doing Business, then im considering doing a degree in commerce or LawDouble degree part time? dude... you got guts... what you planning on studying?
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:49 AM
Mark, you are cray cray...that is all.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:50 AM
Hahaha! that's funny as, the video that is.This is so true... I love being a software engineer...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:52 AM
See Mark, still a kid... I finished my degree when I was 21, and been working for the last 8 years... not going back to uni... I didn't find it very useful anyway... most of what I learnt in uni didn't help me in work...23 this year. im planning about 5-5.5 years to do the degree
Starting off doing Business, then im considering doing a degree in commerce or Law
Man, I did Business Law and commerce as electives too, in my insane all in one degree... I also did Psyc, electronical, accounting, maths, IT and Town planning... LOL! Specialization fail...
Basically choose an elective you think will help you, don't just choose them for credits..
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:53 AM
Didn't do any kind of degree.
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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:53 AM
Bloody know-it-all!Man, I did Business Law and commerce as electives too, in my insane all in one degree... I also did Psyc, electronical, accounting, maths, IT and Town planning... LOL! Specialization fail...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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