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#5141 mark300

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:21 AM

Mining... yeah... thats where the big $$$$$$$$ is.... a few years in that industry and you could own a bank like Shaz if you wanted.... or just buy Shaz's bank... LOL!

Good stuff man... know what you want to do and plan it out all well... good to hear you know where you want to end up.. :)

Yeah... I could never be a teacher... I can stand my daughter... but other people's kids... wow... if I had a gun... lol


the end result is already known, just gotta figure out everything between now and there to make it work out.

im the same, minus the kids of my own. they get frustrating i quite often get the urge to throw something at them for mucking around.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:22 AM

My sister is also a teacher, I don't know how she does it.

I think to be a teacher, you either have to be a super calm and controlled, or just loopy... My sister is the latter...


the end result is already known, just gotta figure out everything between now and there to make it work out.

im the same, minus the kids of my own. they get frustrating i quite often get the urge to throw something at them for mucking around.

Haha... be a uni lecturer one day... have uni girls coming up to you asking for extra help or to change their grade....


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:22 AM

I think to be a teacher, you either have to be a super calm and controlled, or just loopy... My sister is the latter...

Ima go with the latter as well

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:25 AM

Ima go with the latter as well

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:26 AM

definitely the latter. gotta be crazy to be a teacher

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:26 AM

Overnight Radio Le Mans announced that Mark Webber had put pen to paper making the deal official, meaning he would join Porsche in their assault on the World Endurance Championship.

Webber is expected to quit F1 at the end of the season, when his contract with Red Bull expires.

If this is the case I hope Mark can spank Vettel in afew races. Vettel is a fuckwit.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:28 AM

Yep! agreed Simon, Vettel pisses me off.

 

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:29 AM

If this is the case I hope Mark can spank Vettel in afew races. Vettel is a fuckwit.

Yep! agreed Simon, Vettel pisses me off.

Yep, hopefully if the car stays in one piece, I also want to see this happen

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:30 AM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:30 AM

Before i was driving. 60km round trip but the traffic made the driving time the same as now. 40mins (30mins after nightshift at 3am) I used to drive around the lake but now i see nice country side. And its good spending time alone to think about stuff :)

'So cute!!Xx' Adam. If your gonna say it atleast say it right!


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:46 AM

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Nailed it.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:51 AM

Lol

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:57 AM

'So cute!!Xx' Adam. If your gonna say it atleast say it right!


Nope. I did it right.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:10 PM

Oh thought you were going off the facebook joke i have with Grant.

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:16 PM

QUIET IN HERE
 


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:18 PM

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:19 PM

Going for lunch soonish...

Whats better... Wagu beef burger or chicken parmey...

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:19 PM

Beef burger!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:20 PM

Beef burger!

Hmmm.. might be the way... has BACON on it too....

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:20 PM

I think I might do an Egg Lettuce Mayo roll today.

Bakery around the corner does a mean one.
 


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