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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:34 PM
Epic graf.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:36 PM
Lucky for everyone I'm on my phone, otherwise I'd bore the hell out of you.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:38 PM
Lucky for everyone I'm out of here... or I'd bore the hell out of you too with my rants about how people suck, bar the people on here... 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:39 PM
Lucky for everyone I'm on my phone, otherwise I'd bore the hell out of you.
I need help sleeping so please make sure you post these thngs later this evening.Lucky for everyone I'm out of here... or I'd bore the hell out of you too with my rants about how people suck, bar the people on here...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:43 PM
Not keeping up with all the education chatter in the news?
Barnett isn't taking any prisoners is he!
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:49 PM
Beer helps you sleep...I need help sleeping so please make sure you post these thngs later this evening.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:50 PM
Haha out of what, fourteen billion, WA is eligible for $300mm... People seem to think he's wanting more money... No. He is pointing out that WA is already spending 25% more per student, than what Julia is aiming for!! I'm sure he'll be getting spun as spoilt or greedy over there, but no matter how you look at, WA is already ahead of where Julia wants the rest of the nation to be. Can't be mad at the bloke for not wanting to go backwards.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:54 PM
Lucky for everyone I'm on my phone, otherwise I'd bore the hell out of you.
Thank
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 04:57 PM
Haha I had a bash at it anyway, I knew you'd be disappointed if I didn't.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:01 PM
Man...wish I had your life for today...
I know... tell me about it... really sux...wonder if the wife would let me keep it... it still is ok as a go cart.. LOL!
Link to advert? I may know someone looking for a first car, not sure what there budget is though
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:08 PM
Oh hai.
Wut??
This!gotta be crazy to be a teacher
Wut??
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:17 PM
Yeah... Primary school teachers are a little nuts...Oh hai.
This!
Wut??
Here be the link...
Link to advert? I may know someone looking for a first car, not sure what there budget is though
http://www.gumtree.c...edan/1017834984
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:24 PM
I'll give you $3.85, 2 empty coke bottles and a half eaten sandwich.Here be the link...
http://www.gumtree.c...edan/1017834984
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#5254
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:27 PM
What kind of sandwich?I'll give you $3.85, 2 empty coke bottles and a half eaten sandwich.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:29 PM
Ham, cheese, lettuce, mayo and hot english mustard.What kind of sandwich?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:31 PM
Hmmm.... very tempting... beats most offers I've got... hot english mustard... mmmmm...Ham, cheese, lettuce, mayo and hot english mustard.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:32 PM
Make that a chocolate milk and we've got a deal.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:35 PM
Good afternoon all
Zac...just take the sandwich deal. Protip, take the 2 empty soft drink bottles to SA and get your 20c refund...you now have over $4 whole dollars AND the sandy. Winning.
Zac...just take the sandwich deal. Protip, take the 2 empty soft drink bottles to SA and get your 20c refund...you now have over $4 whole dollars AND the sandy. Winning.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:36 PM
Sorry, no deal, had to finish it, was deliciousHmmm.... very tempting... beats most offers I've got... hot english mustard... mmmmm...
Might make you another one
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:40 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sig worthy.
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