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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#3821 skillionaire

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:56 AM

She calls people's babies "it"

I call babies 'it' as well - but I'm still going to reproduce at some stage.

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#3822 Adam

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:57 AM

Okay bad example. Still think it ain't gonna happen!

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:57 AM

God it feels Summery today.

Fuck off back to the hell hole you can from.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#3824 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:57 AM

It's about to storm down here

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:58 AM

@Adam - since you're now a Vine addict, make sure you follow the Suicide Girls.

Thank me later

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#3826 Adam

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:58 AM

God it feels Summery today.

off back to the hell hole you can from.

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#3827 B4TT

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:58 AM

She calls people's babies "it"

Hahaha I do that unless I really think about it.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:59 AM

God it feels Summery today.

off back to the hell hole you can from.

YES!

Oh man... it was so warm outside yesterday, I was in a singlet in the backyard... do not want... Megan was loving it though...

Damn Yin and Yang

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#3829 Samwise

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:00 AM

God it feels Summery today.
off back to the hell hole you can from.

I forgot sunscreen, damn.

/thuglyf

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:01 AM

God it feels Summery today.

off back to the hell hole you can from.

I know right. Stupid heat.

Heat is for third world tropical nations

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#3831 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:01 AM

Heat is for third world tropical nations

I thought we were

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:02 AM

So glad you guys dislike the heat too... so I'm not the only one...

Megan makes me feel like I'm strange for preferring the cooler weather...

I thought we were

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#3833 Adam

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:02 AM

I thought we were

No. We have a booming car industry

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#3834 Samwise

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:03 AM

So glad you guys dislike the heat too... so I'm not the only one...

Megan makes me feel like I'm strange for preferring the cooler weather...

Only Mexicans

My missus does the same. She thinks I'm insane for liking the cold side of the pillow.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#3835 skillionaire

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:04 AM

You know when you're not quite sure whether you're ready for a shit or not?

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#3836 Shaz

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:05 AM

No. We have a booming car industry

Lol

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#3838 Shaz

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:05 AM

You know when you're not quite sure whether you're ready for a shit or not?

Yep, I had a 9am poker, then 9:30 ghoster.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.