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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM
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#3901 Samwise

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:20 AM

Sitting at the uni bar watching a Beyonce marathon, trying not to get a boner.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:21 AM

WODKA!

Freaking Russians haha

 

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:21 AM

I'm sitting at home, happily with a boner


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3904 Samwise

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:22 AM

I'm sitting at home, happily with a boner


Doesn't help there's a hot blonde checking me out..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:24 AM

Doesn't help there's a hot blonde checking me out..

 

She wants the G


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:25 AM

 
She wants the G


Ginger?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:26 AM

my reflection in the mirror is checking me out, hot!


 

She wants the G

Goat?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:26 AM

Ginger?

 

Hahahaha.

 

I knew you'd get it.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:26 AM

my reflection in the mirror is checking me out, hot!


Well the dead hookers can't.

 
Hahahaha.
 
I knew you'd get it.


I thought it was a typo, but then I got it!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:27 AM

Well the dead hookers can't.

You don't know that, also, who says they're dead?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3911 Samwise

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:28 AM

You don't know that, also, who says they're dead?


Well don't they live in your boot for a week before you have your way?

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:28 AM

You don't know that, also, who says they're dead?


The guard at cemetery you dug them out of.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:31 AM

The guard at cemetery you dug them out of.


Yeah, this bloke.

 

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:35 AM

I don't like pokemon, but I found this funny

 

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:43 AM

@adam & josh & other snow peeps. Good amount of snow should be falling today!!!! :)


SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:45 AM

Pokemon

 

Didnt that used to be autocorrected?


homosexual kids cartoon from memory?


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:47 AM

I don't know, never had to type it until then, there are so many autocorrects that I can't keep up


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:48 AM

Hahaha stretched kombi

 

 

Ian got in there with a bunch of promo girls at WTAC last year..

 


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:51 AM

Lucky bastard!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:51 AM

@adam & josh & other snow peeps. Good amount of snow should be falling today!!!! :)


Indeed, heading there this weekend :D

 

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