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Posted 14 August 2013 - 05:48 PM

It was the fastest car in the world in the early nineties. Did like $350.


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:03 PM

Massive fan of the XJ220
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

Yeeeeeeew!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:43 PM

crASH hows things mate?

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:44 PM

Feeling under the weather, but im a tough cookie.

 

How about yourself?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Yo smashley! I'm knocked off. At the pub. Being awe some.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

Evening all :)

 

@Nik, buy kleenex 'soft wipes' you'll love 'em. 


That was funny arsed GT this arvo...


 

 

 

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:47 PM

Roger.

simon's story is jokes. Hahaha. People are stupid.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:48 PM

Yo smashley! I'm knocked off. At the pub. Being awe some.

Sounds like a plan, not feeling up to anything similar though


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:48 PM

Think about it though...you could theoretically hold up a bank with a wireless keyboard.


 

 

 

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:48 PM


That was funny arsed GT this arvo...

 

 

Roger.

simon's story is jokes. Hahaha. People are stupid.

I'm going to have to go back and read it aren't I?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:49 PM

You could hold up the queue, but not the bank.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:49 PM

Yeah not bad mate. Had a funny day at work. Customers being cubtbuckets.

Eat some more veggies bud.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:50 PM

Between that and scotch soft toilet sponges, I think it was an all round good gt day.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:51 PM

Yeah not bad mate. Had a funny day at work. Customers being cubtbuckets.
 

Yep, we had plenty of beggars, more than usual


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:51 PM

@ash

So who got threaten by a customer with there own keyboard today....I did.
Hahaha Funny shit. Customer returns a rental truck. Fuel tank is empty. I tell him if he wants to run it down to the servo fill it up & it will be much cheaper. He tells me "no all good, you guys fill it". So I fill it for him. Give him the price & he massively blows up, goes mental. So after about 5 mins of his shit dribbling I start charging his credit card. He goes off more. Grabs my cordless key board & says if you charge that fuel I'm going to smash this over your head. I laugh, hand him his invoice and say have a good day mate & you can keep the keyboard.
Bloke storms out & lobs my keyboard across the driveway...... Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!!!


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:53 PM

@ash

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:54 PM

Yep had a good laugh. & i got a new keyboard.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 06:55 PM

Yep had a good laugh. & i got a new keyboard.

That's fantastic, I just can't believe some people, I mean seriously wtf! hahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

Between that and scotch soft toilet sponges, I think it was an all round good gt day.

 

That it was...even as an onlooker.

 

Simon (and Zac) sorry, but I've done a deal with a buddy of mine on the Enkei's.

I scored brand new 18x8 +45 RPF1's and cash my way,

Sled's gonna look BADASS.


 

 

 

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