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#6661 Shaz

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:00 PM

Siberian bear hunting armour anyone?

 

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This is what I picture Ash wearing before sex.


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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:01 PM

Fark, I want some siberian bear hunting armour, that shit looks awesome. I would wear it to work.


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:01 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#6664 Brett

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:02 PM

Consider yourself sleeping in a tent.

Hahaha

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#6665 Shaz

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:02 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:03 PM

 
If anyone can it will be her. Did you sort out the missing parts for your other set of bindings?


Nah I didn't!! Gotta do tht some time! For now I've made a mix of my old and new bindings. Hahaa

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#6667 Brett

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:04 PM

Siberian bear hunting armour anyone?
 
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This is what I picture Ash wearing before sex.
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Hellraiser?

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:08 PM

I have some Kevlar pants on and I practically feel like that dude in the suit.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:11 PM

You should head to the zoo and try to take down a bear..... see if it works!


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:12 PM

Siberian bear hunting armour anyone?
 
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This is what I picture Ash wearing before sex.
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Hahaha I'm picturing Shaz running in a rage after a bear, wearing this suit. Screaming profanity and words of death at the bear. Only to trip over and land on his face.

Because he was wearing thongs in the forest!

Silly Shaz.

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:16 PM

The only mistake you made with that Brett is assuming that Shaz would trip over in his forest thongs (I am sure he has some)... Saying that Shaz would ever trip in thongs is like saying you would forget to wash a car before polishing/waxing it.


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:16 PM

I'm sure Shaz would be as sure footed as a mountain goat!

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:17 PM

This is true. I forget that Shaz came out of the womb wearing double pluggers.

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:21 PM

The bloke practically floats around!

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:22 PM

Its true. I am practically all of those things.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:22 PM

Siberian bear hunting armour anyone?

 

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This is what I picture Ash wearing before sex.


 

During and afterwards aswell :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:23 PM

Is that so bitches don't want to cuddle?

Fucking Playa!

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:26 PM

Is that so bitches don't want to cuddle?

forking Playa!

 

No, its because he likes to hurt them during sex.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:28 PM

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 01:28 PM

Well that wasn't a good sign. Just had to bump start the tomato to get it going. Hmmm

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